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This Pride Month, Burger King will be asking customers: “Dine in or take out? Or do you want to me to shove the order straight up your gay asshole?”
There’s a new King of Burgers – new CEO Daniel Schwartz is taking the company in a whole new direction, putting poop at the top of his list.
Schwartz isn’t just into poop – he also wants to mix poop with semen, and he wants to involve children in the activities.
He has been widely hailed as incredibly brave, as he pushes back against the brutal and oppressive Christian-dominated culture of America. He is standing up to power, and saying: “it’s time we start shoving things into the anuses of small children, it’s time for children to eat semen from adult men.”
Right now, children are prevented from having things shoved up their anuses by the powerful Christian lobby. A big mover and shaker in the oppressive Christian order of America is Chick-fil-A. Schwartz is taking a shot at these bigots by producing his own chicken sandwich – and donating a portion of the proceeds to a group trying to force children to become homosexuals.
*6/3-6/30 with every Ch'King sold, BK will contribute 40₵ to the Human Rights Campaign (Max. donation $250k)
— Burger King (@BurgerKing) June 4, 2021
The Human Rights Campaign, which will get 40 cents from every anti-Christ freedom anus burger sold by Burger King, has an entire program devoted to turning children into trannies.
Christian bigots don’t want to admit it, but the science is very clear: many people’s souls are born in the wrong bodies. This is hard science. When a soul is born in the wrong body, the person feels trapped, and the only solution is to inject them with hormones and mutilate their genitals.
The hateful right-wing Christians at Chick-fil-A are trying to prevent this, and Burger King is taking a big risk by coming out and trying to mutilate these children.
The CEO of Chick-fil-A has recently tried to embrace change by worshiping black people.
Chick-Fil-A CEO Gets On His Knees, Shines Rapper's Shoes, Says White Christians Must 'Repent' For 'Shame' of Racism https://t.co/ENvX7AA6gK
— Chris Menahan ?? (@infolibnews) June 18, 2020
But worshiping our African gods means nothing if you’re unwilling to shove things in the anuses of children and mutilate their genitals.
In the greater scheme of things, not even the Jews of Burger King are doing enough to bring freedom to children whose souls were tragically placed in the wrong body by an otherworldly force (that isn’t God because God is a lie – science is still trying to find the force that is manipulating the distribution of souls and putting them in the wrong bodies).
Burger King has play places for children.
However, in line with the patriarchal norms of this Christian-dominated society, there is no fisting area at the children’s play places.
Activists are calling on Burger King to install a fisting area at the Burger King play places, where homosexual and tranny children can be fisted by adult men.
Schwartz has yet to respond to these demands, but until he does, we have to ask: is he really devoted to homosexual children, or is he simply making a quick buck off of the billions of people who are adamant about turning children into homosexuals?
