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Daily Stormer
September 18, 2016
If you weren’t a bigot, you’d find them beautiful too.
Why are you so fixated on mating with White women, you foolish goyim? Don’t you know that they’re third rate imitations of Black women?
What’s that? You think Blacks look like monkeys?
My, my. It’s a good thing we Jews are here to educate you about true beauty.
10/10, would date.
Here Are 19 Photos Of The World’s Most Beautiful People.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
Apparently the world’s most beautiful people all hang out together, because we saw them living their best lives this weekend at Afropunk.
The rest of the article is a typical Buzzfeed listicle, where it’s just photos with a caption explaining why the “people” are supposed to be beautiful.
Keep in mind… these are the 19 most beautiful people in the world, according to Buzzffeed.
Warning: Drink bleach after reading.
1. Like, he has perfect hair, freckles, AND chiseled cheekbones.
Nigga: You know dem soba noodles? Barber: Say no more, fam.
2. Her skin + her smile + her existence = our endless joy.
We wuz chinks, and shieeet.
3. These besties showed up and showed OUT with their Bantu knots and braids.
Besties? More likes BEASTIES. Heh.
4. Notice how this carefree soul is standing in direct sunlight, golden and unbothered.
Good thing she’s half naked, or else I’d have though this was a man.
5. ?Platinum blonde and melanin? Please catch us as we faint.
He’s not blonde, you dumb bitch, he just forgot to rinse the lather off this morning.
6. Never have we ever seen more perfectly plump lips and stunning white curls.
I’m stunned to see a sheep wearing welding goggles.
7. Her purple reign ruled over us all.
Ruled… ? We… wuz kangz?
8. This slight smirk, low cut, and orange lipstick so effortlessly serving the kidz, tho.
I like the watermelon theme going on here. Well done, Shanequa.
9. She dipped her already sparkling melanin in gold shimmer, and we willfully handed her our edges.
Ugh! Clean up that rice before you take a picture, for Christ’s sake!
10. These gorge silver curls remind everyone of what glory actually looks like.
tfw 10th most beautiful woman in the world is wrinkly Negress with gray hair.
11. We may or may not still be dreaming about him and these locs.
FOR THE HORDE!
12. Just in case you forgot, it’s always a good day for rainbow spirals and sun-kissed skin.
Man, I didn’t know Blacks watched My Little Pony.
13. She’s such a force, the light just follows wherever she leads.
So.. The concept here is a palette-swapped Joker?
14. This face and smile can instantly make anything better.
Nigga: You know when you turn on the stove and it gets hot? Barber: Say no more, fam.
15. So incredibly stunning, we’re convinced she’s of another world.
Another world where people stick plastic beads on their faces.
16. Ladies and gents, this is what happens when flower power and black power collide.
What happens when Black power collides with a wall?
17. How’s one’s hue so rich and radiant?! Please DM us the keys.
Y’all niggas can take this here red pill, or the blue pill, ok? But pay me my fiddy bucks first, or I cut you, muffuguh! Yeah, these pills gonna blow yo’ mind.
18. It’s the only way to pose when you look this good.
Dirty rags? Check. Egyptian “Kangz” anghk? Check. Multi-color towel? Check.
19. All we want is to sit in her presence. Every day. Forever.
Ronald McDonald really let himself go these past few years.
So, that’s what we got going on there.
Yep.
We need to make our own list of top 19 most beautiful blondes in wheat fields to counter this insanity.
