CDC Admits Gross Overcounting of Coronavirus Deaths, Alleges “Coding Logic Error”

To be fair, the calculations were all done by the descendants of Holocaust survivors.

Previously: Lockdowns Eliminated the Flu, But Not Coronavirus

Oh, so the whole coronavirus thing was a complete hoax from the beginning?


The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) admitted last week that nearly a quarter of Covid-19 deaths among children were counted due to a “coding logic error.” This same algorithmical error caused deaths from the virus to be overcounted in all age groups.

“On March 15, 2022, data on deaths were adjusted after resolving a coding logic error. This resulted in decreased death counts across all demographic categories,” read a footnote on the CDC’s Covid Data Tracker website. In a statement to Reuters, the CDC said that fixing this error removed 72,277 deaths previously reported across 26 states, including 416 pediatric deaths.

More than 968,000 people in the US have died of Covid-19, per CDC data, with age group data available for 784,303 of these deaths. Only 1,356 of these people were under the age of 18, meaning children accounted for just 0.17% of all Covid-19 deaths in the US for which there is data.

Honestly, I don’t really even remember what “Covid-19” is.

Right now, I’m focused on getting weapons to the National Socialist Aryan warriors of the Ukraine, so they can defend gay child anal sex from the patriarchal Russian villains.

I don’t have time to try to remember what “the coronavirus” was, any more than I have time to study dinosaur bones.

These Anal Aryans need a no-fly zone. That’s all my brain can comprehend in this moment.