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Reports are that Russians are no longer taking the calls of dat nigga done been up out da muthafuka.
There are several reports of this going around on Twitter.
The Russian Minister of Defense and Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff are NOT RETURNING THE CALLS of US Secretary of Defense and Chairman of Joint Chiefs
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) March 26, 2022
The Pentagon Chief Formerly Known as Lloyd Austin recently legally changed his name to “Floyd Bussin,” citing honoring the hero George Floyd and the fact that “I done be bussin my ass lockin’ this bitch down out the muthafuka in her.”
“I be bussin on dem Russian,” Bussin added.
Bussin has also taken issue with being called the “Secretary of Defense,” saying that he “ain’t be no muthafukin segreterate” and that he “ain’t defenin, he be bombin on bitches.” In keeping with the Biden Administration’s equity agenda, the title of “Secretary of Defense” has been changed to “Top Dawg of Blasting on All Y’all Niggas.”
Further, the “Pentagon” has been officially renamed the “Pentagram,” as Bussin claims “we be the Illuminati.”
If the claims that Russia is refusing Bussin’s calls are true, this move is probably meant to send a message. However, the Russians reportedly could not understand anything Bussin was saying on the phone anyway. Asked about conversations he has had with Bussin, a spokesman for the Russian Ministry of Defense said, “the only thing I heard was ‘bix nood.’ I don’t know what that means.”
The Russians are allegedly putting Austin on hold and playing the 1990s hit song “Run-Around” by Blues Traveler.
It’s not clear if the Russians are trying to send a message about how they’ve been given “the runaround” by America, or if they are just playing that song because they know black people hate it.
Bussin has requested that everyone from the band be arrested for colluding with Russians, though there is no evidence that any member of Blues Traveler gave the Russian MoD permission to use this on their hold line.
Most of the members of Blues Traveler are already dead.
Bussin was recently confronted by Senator Rand Paul for running a “trap house” out of the Pentagon. Bussin did not deny the allegations, instead accusing Paul of racism. Bussin added that if Paul wanted to “learn how to cook” he could “swoop by my kitchen anytime, rassis ass bitch white faggot ass goofy muthafuka.”
