Cocksucking German Leader Claims Obviously Impending Financial Collapse is Not Real…!

Whose hand is that…?!? Did he cut someone’s arm off so he could wave their hand in front of himself for this bizarre photograph…?!?

If Credit Suisse failed, what in the hell is keeping Deutsche Bank from failing? The European economy is in shambles as a result of the Russian sanctions combined with the fed rate hikes…!

The US thought there would be no consequences for collapsing the European economy, but they apparently did the math wrong – the failure of European banks is going to trigger a chain reaction and collapse the global financial system…!

It’s time to get your money out of the banks and dump it all into Bitcoin before the banks close you off and ban you from buying Bitcoin in order to prop up their failing funny money*…!

RT:

Germany’s largest lender, Deutsche Bank, will not suffer the same fate as embattled Credit Suisse, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz told journalists at a press conference in Brussels on Friday, after the bank’s shares fell by 15% in one day.

“Deutsche Bank has fundamentally modernized and reorganized its business model and is a very profitable bank,” Scholz said. “There is no reason to be concerned about anything.”

It’s all fine, goyim….!

Don’t worry….!

A 15% drop is very normal and healthy – especially in a single day…!

That blood dripping from the ceiling is healthy and natural…!

The chancellor was speaking following talks with EU leaders and European Central Bank (ECB) President Christine Lagarde. Friday also saw worries about the European banking sector reach markets, leading to Deutsche Bank’s shares falling by record number.

The concerns were in part sparked by the emergency rescue of Credit Suisse, which was taken over by UBS Group, whose shares also fell – by 6% on Friday, as part of the deal.

Don’t worry…!

Just shut up, actually, or you’re going to jail for anti-Semitism…!

The developments were provoked by a sharp spike in credit default swaps on Thursday night. Shares of Germany’s Commerzbank and France’s Societe Generale also dropped by 9% and 7% respectively.

Scholz, however, maintained that the EU’s banking oversight remains “robust and stable.”

“For many years now, we have taken very correct decisions with regard to the stability of our banks in Europe,” the chancellor said.

Banks have already begun closing the exits for Bitcoin…!

They know that when hell breaks loose, and the cascading collapse really starts happening in earnest, the people will be fleeing for sound money in the form of BITCOIN….!

That blood dripping from the ceiling is NOT natural…!

*Not financial advice.