Daily Stormer Declares JetBlue as the Official Domestic Airline Carrier of the Alt-Right

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
May 15, 2017

Neo Nazis and White supremacists across America should strongly consider JetBlue for their domestic air traveling needs!

Domestic airline travel in the United States is a fairly terrible experience. Even the lying snakes in the Jew run media have been forced to recognize this!

There is however one domestic airline carrier that stands above the rest. That airline carrier is JetBlue. That is why we here at the Daily Stormer have decided to declare JetBlue as the official domestic airline carrier of the Alt-Right.

They offer the most leg room in coach, free wifi, free snacks, DirecTV service and much more! Here’s a link that shows a full list of their amazing offerings!

It’s this kind of luxury that the Neo-Nazi Alt-Right movement appreciates and condones.

While all those things are great, they alone are not enough to make them the official domestic airline carrier of the Alt-Right. In order to achieve such a distinction, they must go above and beyond the call of duty.

JetBlue did just that when they rightfully kicked a family of disruptive Blacks off one of their recent flights. These Blacks had the nerve to bring a birthday cake on board their aircraft! A birthday cake!

NY Post:

The Burke family were toting a buttercream cake with them on a trip to celebrate mom Minta’s 40th in Sin City on May 3, but got into an argument with staff over where to store the treat and were kicked out at JFK, ABC 7 reports.

“We were just so happy. Couldn’t wait to get to Las Vegas, and all of a sudden this occurred, and my two children are screaming, crying. They’re confused not knowing what’s going on — they were traumatized,” Minta Burke told the news network.

The family say they put the cake in an overhead bin, but a flight attendant told them it posed a “security risk” so they moved it under a seat. Then a second staffer got involved, apparently arguing with the first, and dad Cameron Burke says he stepped in.

“I had approached them, and I said everything was fine, and she said, ‘Sir, this does not involve you.’ When she told me I had been non-compliant, then I said ‘Ma’am, had you been drinking?’ because her behavior was not normal,” Cameron told ABC 7.

JetBlue saw the confrontation a different way.

“(The customer) refused multiple requests from the crew to remove the items… became agitated, cursed and yelled at the crew, and made false accusations about a crewmember’s fitness to fly,” the airline said in a statement.

First off, who the hell brings a damn birthday cake on board an aircraft? Any person who does such a thing is sick in the head. It is safe to assume that such a person represents a danger to themselves and others.

Secondly, we live in a post 9/11 world. If you see something you have to say something! Knowing the violent behavior of Blacks, it was right to assume that the cake was a security concern. These Blacks could have hidden a knife, a loaded firearm or even a bomb inside the cake!

Third, they were behaving suspiciously when stowing the cake. This resulted in a dispute with the flight attendants who asked them to move the cake several times. They even accused one of the flight attendants of being drunk! Who the hell needs this trouble?

In the end, JetBlue decided that there was too much of a security risk with having these Blacks on their flight. They rightfully had them removed.

We at the Daily Stormer commend JetBlue’s decision. The safety of the crew and passengers were clearly at risk from this uppity Black family.

In order to avoid situations like this in the future, we would encourage JetBlue to offer racially segregated flights or simply ban Blacks from boarding their flights altogether. This will give White people a much more pleasurable flying experience.

Besides, Spirit Airlines is already the official airline carrier of the Negroid race. As the most ghetto fabulous airline carrier in the world they’ve pretty much cornered the market on Black airplane flyers! It is only in the business interest of JetBlue to ban Blacks from their flights.

JetBlue should expect a huge uptick in business from the Neo-Nazi White supremacist community as a result of this product endorsement. We hope JetBlue appreciates this and highlights our endorsement in a future press release!