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Speaking on the situation in the Taiwanese strait, Pentagon Chief Lloyd Austin said that “niggas be gone pop out off this bitch, muthafuka, sheeeeit.”
“Niggas be wilin’,” Austin added. “Bix nood.”
U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin on Saturday said Chinese military flights near Taiwan look like “rehearsals” though he did not indicate that he expected Beijing actually to carry out such operations.
Cross-strait tensions have been rising in recent months, with Taiwan complaining for a year or more of repeated missions by China’s air force near the self-ruled island that Beijing claims as its own.
“I don’t want to speculate, but certainly … it looks a lot like rehearsals,” Austin said while speaking at a conference in California.
Military training flights by definition are rehearsals for potential operations.
An aide has reportedly briefed Austin on the meaning of the word “definition.”
When asked about his plans to go to war with China to protect democracy in Taiwan, Austin astutely replied: “my dick, bitch.”
Austin later claimed that “niggas roll deep up out da muthafuka.”
The Pentagon Chief has previously claimed that “nigga, we run this crack game,” and suggested that he is using the US military presence in Asia to distribute narcotics. His office then clarified, saying “I said what I done said, mothafuka.” He later rolled back those statements, saying “bitch, I ain’t said shit, mothafoka, you ain’t know me, bitch.”
Speaking with his Japanese counterpart, Austin told the diplomat that he should “get shook” and then claimed he would “spray yo mama crib,” apparently threatening a drive-by shooting on the diplomat’s mother’s home if his nation refused to back a US war against China.
The Japanese embassy in the US later released a statement saying that Austin has a “very big penis” and that he maintains a “virile force of the loins.”
Austin’s office released an official response, saying “das rite.”
Briefing European officials on the escalating situation in Asia while throwing up gang signs, Austin made his position explicit: “if there’s beef, cock it and dump it, the drama really means nothing to me, I’ll drive by and blow your brains out.”
