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Elon Musk has announced an established friendship with the aliens.
Don’t worry, just some of my 👽 🛸 friends of mine stopping by …
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 12, 2023
These better be right-wing aliens who are going to punish the Jews for their despicable and infamous crimes.
That would certainly explain why Lloyd Austin – “The Jews’ Bulldog” – is going so hard against them, having threatened to “cut them ghost ass niggas up, see what dey gots in dey guts.”
It is believed that Austin was referring to an “alien autopsy.”
Austin added that “them corny ass rice niggas gonna get laid out in this piece, real talk.”
The Secretary of Defense was later picked up on the Pentagon’s interstellar broadcasting system, delivering a personal message to the aliens: “y’all best not be roll up on this big nigga’s crib, because I fugg yo ass, nigga! Bitch space nigga finna front on me, I got you on point, nigga, what!”
The Pentagon later issued a statement explaining that Austin believes the aliens should have to pay reparations for when they enslaved the Egyptian kings “millions of years prior to our time.”
