Epic Life Hack Revealed: If You Don’t Want to Die, Don’t Join a Mercenary Army to Fight Russia

There is nothing gayer this pride month than British parents whining that their faggot son went to fight as a mercenary against Russia to defend gay anal fisting parties in the Ukraine.

Here’s a quick life hack: if you don’t want to die, don’t join a mercenary army to fight Russia.

Faggot.

New York Post:

A former British soldier fighting for Ukraine has died on the front lines in the Donbas region, grieving kin say.

The shattered parents of Jordan Gatley wrote on Facebook that their son was shot and killed by Russian forces in the eastern city of Severodonetsk, which is now said to be at least two-thirds under Russian control.

“He truly was a hero and will forever be in our hearts,” Jordan’s father, Dean Gatley, wrote Saturday.

“Jordan left the British Army in March this year to continue his career as a soldier in other areas. The war against Europe had begun, so after careful consideration, he went to the Ukraine to help,” the dad said.

It is unclear when exactly Jordan died and how old the fallen solider was.

“We have had several messages from his team out there telling us of his wealth of knowledge, his skills as a soldier and his love of his job,” his dad said. “His team say they all loved him, as did we, and he made a massive difference to many peoples lives, not only soldiering, but also by training the Ukrainian forces.”

Severodonetsk became the center of Russian’s assault on Ukraine in recent days as the Kremlin doubled-down on its strategy to capture the Donbas region. Both the Ukrainians and the Russians said the opposing side suffered significant losses from the fighting.

Last week, two other British nationals were captured by Russians while fighting on behalf of Ukraine and sentenced to death.

This faggot is literally rotting in Hell.

I have sympathy for the “Ukraine” people civilians and for the territorial units, but if you literally travel across the planet to fight in a foreign army to defend Jewish supremacy and gay anal rimjobs for children, you are just evil, and I’m glad you’re dead and I’m glad you’re in Hell.

Life isn’t a video game. Real decisions have real consequences, and if you decide “I want to go fight a war against Russia so Ukraine kids can learn to lick the assholes of grown men,” you are going to die and you are going to go to hell.

Rest in piss, faggot.

When this is over, we’re going to install a urinal on top your grave.

Please email this article to Jordan Gatley’s family members and spam it on their Facebook pages. They deserve to know that their child tranny loving faggot son is burning in the eternal fires of Hell for being an unrepentant soldier of Satan.

We are not playing a kiddie game here. We are fighting for the glory of Jesus Christ and the Aryan Race and everyone is either with us or against us. People who are against us are satanic, and deserve to die and go to hell.

We pray they repent. But at this point, if they were going to repent, they almost certainly would have done so already.