Erdogan Meets Hamas Chief with Egyptian FM – Faggot Kike Babies Feeling Ultra Salty

Hey, wow.

Looks like Erdogan is wising up and realizing that his only chance at a real empire is if he goes to war with Israel and wins.

Hopefully, he’s now planning to launch an immediate attack, and just kill every Jew in Palestine.

The Guardian:

Israel’s foreign minister has hit out at the Turkish president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, over his decision to publicise his latest meeting with the head of Hamas’s politburo.

Israel Katz shared a photo on X which showed Erdoğan shaking hands with Ismail Haniyeh at a presidential office in Istanbul over the weekend, writing that the Turkish president “should be ashamed”.

Erdoğan met Haniyeh alongside key members of his cabinet and Sameh Shoukry, the Egyptian foreign minister, to discuss Israeli attacks on Gaza and efforts to calm tensions across the region, according to the Turkish presidential office.

Erdoğan and Shoukry expressed concern during the meeting that recent drone attacks between Israel and Iran could divert international attention from suffering on the ground in Gaza, where 34,000 people have been killed by Israeli bombardments since 7 October.

The meeting also underscored a regional realignment taking place amid Israel’s attacks on Gaza after an unprecedented assault by Hamas on Israeli towns and kibbutzim in which 1,200 were killed and 250 were taken hostage.

Turkish relations with Israel have rapidly soured as Israel’s assault on Gaza has continued. Ankara recently opted to bar the export of 54 products including aluminium and cement to Israel until a ceasefire is achieved.

A flotilla of three ships carrying hundreds of activists, journalists and aid is due to leave Turkish waters in the coming days and sail to Gaza, reprising an identical effort from 2010. Israeli commandos eventually boarded the boats in international waters and shot dead nine of the activists, causing a years-long rift between the two countries.

Erdogan, bro. Just march into occupied Palestine and kill every Jew.

The whole world will praise you as the new Sultan, just like you always wanted.

I will personally arrange the song and dance number.

Your march into Jerusalem will be like that song from Aladdin.

My only request is that you use war elephants. I’m very excited about seeing Jews get their brains blown out with bullets, but I really want to see Jews smashed under the feet of elephants as well.

You’d better hurry, however. Mr. Sultan Sir, you’d better hurry.

Because if Iran gets there first, Iran becomes the ultimate winner.

This is sort of like Fortnite at this point, with the storm circling around Israel, and all of the players rushing to kill everyone else in the circle to catch the big win.

You feel me?

Jews are already saying Iran is going to win.

It’s time for Turkey to challenge Iran.

If they both get to the center of the storm at the same time, they have to work together to kill all the Jews (including smashing them with elephants). Then they can fight each other to decide who is the big winner and the ultimate leader of all Moslems.

This is so easy.

If I was the leader of a Moslem country, you can trust me: I already would have marched on Israel with an army of war elephants, then demanded the Saudis surrender Mecca to me.

Seriously, what are the Saudis going to say? What is anyone going to say? If you take back Jerusalem, you are the leader of all Islam, no matter what. I guarantee that.

It’s so easy.

It’s just like Fortnite.

Basically, it’s like Fortnite no-build. Fortnite with building is gay and retarded and it has a super-high skill ceiling. There is no skill ceiling on slaughtering the Jews and freeing Palestine. Jews are like retarded bots. Watch any of those videos from October 7th, my dear Sultan. Jews don’t know how to even hide behind tables.

Just go there, Sweet Sultan, and kill them all.

Please.

March your elephants on them, my Sultan.

P.S.

I reserve my full devotion for Iran or whoever else kills these Jews first.

But if Erdogan is going to do it, then my loyalty is to him.

My loyalty is to whoever kills all the Jews.

All of these Islamic leaders are worried about the stability in their countries, but if they take Jerusalem – which is really easy – they will not have any stability problems. The entire Islamic world will have to bow before them as the heroes.

Many Christians and others will also praise them as the new rulers of the entire Middle East.

These Jews will just run back and forth and get stuck in corners like bots in N64 Goldeneye. They are very easy to kill.

What are the Saudis going to say when the heroes of Jerusalem, the liberators of Palestine, say that it’s their right to control Mecca?

The Saudis can’t say anything. They just have to turn over the holy city.

If Iran does this, there will be mass conversions of Sunnis to Shia Islam. The thing they’ve dreamed of.

If Erdogan does it first, then he’ll get the power.

This is so easy.

My Only Advice

My only advice to the Moslems marching in to kill these Jews is this: don’t try to force them into fake shower rooms where the faucets spray poison gas and then turn them into lampshades and soap.

We whites tried that once, and it took way too long. We were aiming for 6 million, and only managed to kill 250,000 of these rats.

Fake shower rooms and soap factories are extremely inefficient.

My advice is to just shoot them with bullets, or crush them with battle elephants.

Don’t worry about using their bodies to make furniture or cleaning products – this is extremely inefficient, we’ve found.

You can just buy lampshades and soap after you kill the Jews. Just shoot them and dump them into mass graves. Don’t get caught up in this whole “the efficient way to murder them is in fake show rooms and then burn their bodies with wood” thing.

Trust me, it is too slow.