Woman holds Walmart employee hostage at gunpoint ππ€― pic.twitter.com/wy3RHUOseK
β Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) December 22, 2022
In a breathtaking and truly remarkable multicultural adventure with a profoundly American flavor, a black woman went into Walmart and held hostage a morbidly obese employee at gunpoint in Mississippi.
The zany kidnapper, Corlunda McGinister, 21, was demanding to talk to a news crew.
βHey, give me a news anchor down here right now,β the woman yelled, her gun in one hand and the other on the hostage.
βI need help, I need help,β she explained. βGive me a news anchor down here.β
It is said that the two formed a wonderful friendship during the hostage situation, similar to the friendship formed between the black and white characters in the award-winning film “Driving Miss Daisy.”
βIβm not trying to hurt anybody,β the quirky and lovable black said. βGive me a news anchor.β
Sadly, the adventure came to an abrupt and tragic end when racist cops rushed in and shot Corlunda for no reason.
Most believe these cops are some bitch-made niggas.
We still do not know what Corlunda needed to talk to the news about. However, I think we can be certain it must have been very important.
When the madcap black scientist George Floyd was murdered for literally no reason by the cops in spring of 2020, we were told we would have a conversation about all these white cops murdering black people because they hate their skin color. However, here we are two-and-a-half years later, and these cops are still going buckwild.
America, 2022 pic.twitter.com/MIdoLhgnZE
β Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) December 23, 2022