Exciting Americanism: Black Woman Shot Dead While Holding Fat Walmart Employee Hostage in Store

In a breathtaking and truly remarkable multicultural adventure with a profoundly American flavor, a black woman went into Walmart and held hostage a morbidly obese employee at gunpoint in Mississippi.

The zany kidnapper, Corlunda McGinister, 21, was demanding to talk to a news crew.

β€œHey, give me a news anchor down here right now,” the woman yelled, her gun in one hand and the other on the hostage.

β€œI need help, I need help,” she explained. β€œGive me a news anchor down here.”

It is said that the two formed a wonderful friendship during the hostage situation, similar to the friendship formed between the black and white characters in the award-winning film “Driving Miss Daisy.”

β€œI’m not trying to hurt anybody,” the quirky and lovable black said. β€œGive me a news anchor.”

Sadly, the adventure came to an abrupt and tragic end when racist cops rushed in and shot Corlunda for no reason.

Most believe these cops are some bitch-made niggas.

We still do not know what Corlunda needed to talk to the news about. However, I think we can be certain it must have been very important.

When the madcap black scientist George Floyd was murdered for literally no reason by the cops in spring of 2020, we were told we would have a conversation about all these white cops murdering black people because they hate their skin color. However, here we are two-and-a-half years later, and these cops are still going buckwild.