Fake Anti-Anal Terror Trucking: It was Actually an Accident, Police Admit

It turns out that the so-called anti-anal terrorist attack on Jew City, Florida was actually simply an anal mixup.

Anal drivers often use a lot of drugs, and the faggot just wrecked.

RT:

Despite being proclaimed a “terrorist attack” against the LGBT community by politicians, an incident in which a truck ran two people over at a Pride parade in Florida was deemed by police to be “a tragic accident,” not an attack.

One person was killed and another injured when a truck drove into a crowd gathered for the Wilton Manors Stonewall Pride Parade near Fort Lauderdale, Florida, on Saturday evening. A white pickup truck reportedly veered toward the car of Democratic Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who was attending the parade, before swerving into a building and hitting two people, one of whom died.

Fort Lauderdale Mayor Dean Trantalis, a Democrat, instantly portrayed the incident as a homophobic “terrorist attack.” Speaking from the scene, he declared “it was deliberate, it was premeditated and it was targeted against this specific person,” referring to Rep. Wasserman Schultz.

Trantalis’ proclamation was repeated by national and international media, before the Wilton Manors Police Department made him eat his words on Sunday afternoon. After a joint investigation with the FBI, the department stated “we know that yesterday’s incident was a tragic accident, and not a criminal act directed at anyone, or any group of people.”

However, even as Trantalis spoke, evidence of the crash being a tragic accident was apparent. The driver emerged from his vehicle wearing a ‘Fort Lauderdale Gay Men’s Chorus’ t-shirt, and the chorus’ president told the media that both driver and several parade participants were part of the singing group.

“To my knowledge, this was not an attack on the LGBTQ community,” he said.

Never forget that the media pumped this up as “white terrorism against the asshole people” for an entire day, even whilst it was already known almost immediately after the event that it was an accident.

As I write this, I’m sure there are still media outlets claiming it was terrorism, and virtually none of those outlets will make a big deal out of the fact it was actually an accident.

The ADL will probably go ahead and include it in their “hate crime” statistics.

They call America “Anal World,” but what it should really be called is “Hoax World.”