Final Fantasy Porn Played in Italian Zoom Senate

I’m totally against porn on principle, and think it is probably one of the single most destructive things in our society.

But let’s just be real here: if Final Fantasy porn is played in the lawmaking chamber of any Western government, it is more serious and respectable than anything else going on in that room.

RT:

A virtual gathering attended by Italian lawmakers and academics – including a Nobel Prize winner – was briefly interrupted after a troll streamed a pornographic video, with one senator saying she will report the intrusion to police.

The computerized porn was displayed to participants at the virtual meeting on Monday, showing two characters from the ‘Final Fantasy’ video game franchise in the middle of the act, complete with explicit audio. The clip went on for nearly 30 seconds before the prankster was identified and removed from the chat.

“There’s a person that has snuck in – I apologize. If the other director please can help me kick this person out,” an event organizer said as the video played.

One Five Star lawmaker, Senator Maria Laura Mantovani, said she would file a report to the police, telling local media, “A porno film suddenly aired on the monitor of the conference we were holding” and that the incident was brought to “the relevant authorities so that they can identify the person responsible.”

Why is the Senate over Zoom in the first place?

Is it because of a deadly virus that has killed trillions? Or because these people are a bunch of lazy slobs who want to sit in their boxer shorts and “govern” from home?

These are not serious people, they are all pawns of an international cartel of virus hoaxsters,

Of course it’s a woman whining about the Tifa porn, as if it is some grave concern. The men are all thinking “yeah, that’s about where we’re at here.”

Also, I just want to say: putting Tifa in a porno is really disrespectful.

She’s a good girl, and you’re destroying her innocence.