Folk Hero George Santos Waged a One-Man War Against Pit Bulls

Not all heroes wear green sweatsuits.

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George Santos is the only honest politician.

Sure, he lied about being Jewish, but he had to do that to get into power so he can save America once and for all.

He also lied about wanting to help a pit bull so he could let it die.

He’s doing what needs to be done to save this country.

New York Post:

Disgraced Rep. George Santos allegedly conned a disabled, homeless veteran out of thousands of dollars donated to save the man’s dying service dog, according to a stomach-turning report.

The alleged account adds to Santos’ growing list of shady behavior — from a largely forged resume to fabricated Jewish heritage — which has entangled the freshman congressman since he was elected to represent parts of Long Island and Queens.

Shadiness is an anti-Semitic canard.

And remember: he’s not Jewish. He was lying about that so he could seize control of the levers of power.

The veteran, Richard Osthoff, told the local news site Patch that he met Santos, who introduced himself as Anthony Devolder, during a tough time in his life in May 2016.

Osthoff, who was honorably discharged from the Navy in 2002, was living in a tent on the side of Route 9 in Howell, New Jersey, with his beloved service dog Sapphire at the time, Patch reported.

Sapphire was suffering from a life-threatening stomach tumor that was growing by the day and surgery to remove the tumor would cost $3,000, according to the vet’s estimate, Osthoff said.

The veteran, who couldn’t afford the surgery, said a veterinary technician took him aside and offered assistance via a pet charity called Friends of Pets United run by Anthony Devolder, an alias used by Santos in the past.

Devolder set up a GoFundMe to raise funds for Sapphire and once it hit its goal of $3,000, he closed and deleted the fundraising page and became hard to reach before he disappeared altogether, Osthoff told Patch.

The Navy vet, now 47, never saw a penny of the donations and his beloved service dog died on Jan. 15, 2017, according to the outlet.

The Jews are going all out against this guy, defending the pit bull.

You shouldn’t need to know anything else about the man to understand the greatness of our hero: pit bulls and Jews hate him!

He’s like friggin’ Blade Runner – a machine from the future sent back to save the world.

I’m in the process of trying to convince Santos to run for president. I will run his campaign. I will just tell everyone I’m Jewish and establish big time connections to the world of political financing. Santos will do campaign ads where he drowns pit bulls in bags.

You know what animal is out of the bag? The cat.

We’re all in for Santos, the only man who can face the pit bull threat head-on, and is willing to get down and dirty and rip off military vets to do so.

Santos only cares about one thing and one thing only does he care about:

Victory.