Germany Cancels Christmas in Response to Piles of Bodies in the Street from Omicron Virus

To be fair, Germany had to cancel Christmas.

No one can travel anywhere because the streets are filled with the corpses of the victims of the Omicron variant.

The government has ordered police cars to drive around on the street blasting Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” out of large speakers to remind everyone how many bodies there are everywhere.

The Germans have reopened the incredible Nazi incinerators, which can turn bodies to dust in 30 minutes, but it’s just not enough.

There are just too many dead bodies everywhere.

AP:

Germany’s incoming transport minister is advising people against traveling over Christmas as the country tries to stem a wave of coronavirus infections.

Federal and state leaders on Thursday announced tough new restrictions that largely target unvaccinated people, preventing them from entering nonessential stores, restaurants, sports and cultural venues. In a longer-term move, parliament will consider a general vaccine mandate.

Volker Wissing, whose pro-business party has designated him as transport minister in the incoming government, told Sunday’s edition of the Bild am Sonntag newspaper that “in the current situation, it seems more sensible to spend Christmas in a small group at home and not to plan big trips across the country.”

“Winter 2021 will be more dramatic than winter 2020,” he added.

lol

Remember when they told you vaccines would fix everything?

Apparently, a lot of people forgot that they said that.

They never actually thought that was going to happen, and they never thought this alleged vaccine was going to do anything.

This was always meant to be permanent, it never had anything to do with a virus, there wasn’t ever any virus.

It’s all just amazing.

I knew that people would believe outrageous and nonsensical lies. People believed that Saddam Hussein was going to invade America. But I never would have thought people would agree to allow their lives to be completely destroyed over outrageous and nonsensical lies.