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The globe is getting warmer – and that means more snow and colder weather.
That, my good friend, is science.
Large parts of the eastern United States will wake up to snow from a major winter storm that dumped more than a foot in parts of Pennsylvania, led to hundreds of car crashes and is suspected in the deaths of at least three people.
More than 6 inches of snow and sleet covered New York’s Central Park as of midnight, surpassing the 4.8 inches that fell all last winter, the National Weather Service said. Lanes on the Henry Hudson Bridge had been closed after a 19-car collision amid the storm, according to the NYPD, which urged people to stay home.
Parts of Central Pennsylvania saw more than a foot Wednesday. A crash on Interstate 80 in Clinton County involving dozens of vehicles killed two people, and weather was a factor, state police said.
As the storm swept north Wednesday, Virginia State Police responded to approximately 200 crashes and 125 disabled or stuck vehicles. One of those crashes in Pulaski County killed a 19-year-old North Carolina man, a police spokeswoman said.
“We’re obviously asking people to stay off the roads,” said Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Barker, whose state was forecast to get a foot or more of snow, at a Wednesday briefing.
Boston is expected to get 8 to 12 inches, with the heaviest snow likely between midnight and 7 a.m. Thursday, said Torry Gaucher, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service. Lingering snow showers should move out of the area by Thursday evening or night, he said.
Science deniers will say: “BuT iT’S sNoWing, hoW cAn tHaT MeAN gLobAL waRMinG?”
When you see someone who asks that question, shut them down. Publicly humiliate them in front of others. If you’re a woman and a man says it (it’s only men that say it), tell him he only denies science because his penis is so small. Make a comment about his hair loss. Tell him he will never get a woman with those beliefs, because women don’t like men who deny science.
If the science denier is black, you can accuse him of working with the ice beasts to cause global warming and thus lay the framework for an ice beast takeover. Black people, while superior to whites and vastly more intelligent (and with bigger penises) are very susceptible to accusations of being in league with mythical creatures.
That’s how we have to prove it to them. We have to prove it to them by showing them that they’re fools, and that they are WRONG to deny science.
We don’t have time to play games with these fools. They are trying to kill us all, because they hate humanity. If we don’t all stop driving cars and start eating bugs in the next three months, global warming is going to start dumping snow storms in the middle of summer, and freezing the crops.
The biggest thing standing in-between you, me and a temperate climate is rednecks going around denying accepted science from the most objective of any of the scientific disciplines: climatology.
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