The Science Claims You Heated This Bitch Out Like an MF. Greta is Crying Now, I Hope You’re Happy.


You heated this bitch out, faggot.

You might be poor as shit and barely able to survive, but nigga, you need to start eating bugs and paying way, way more taxes. Also, you need to pay taxes to the UN, bitch.

Bitch ass warming ass faggot.

Reuters:

Human-induced climate change has played an “absolutely overwhelming” role in the extreme heatwaves that have swept across North America, Europe and China this month, according to an assessment by scientists published on Tuesday.

Throughout July, extreme weather has caused havoc across the planet, with temperatures breaking records in China, the United States and southern Europe, sparking forest fires, water shortages and a rise in heat-related hospital admissions.

Over the weekend, thousands of tourists were evacuated from the Greek island of Rhodes to escape wildfires caused by a record-breaking heatwave.

You evil monster

Without human-induced climate change, the events this month would have been “extremely rare”, according to a study by World Weather Attribution, a global team of scientists that examines the role played by climate change in extreme weather.

“European and North American temperatures would have been virtually impossible without the effects of climate change,” said Izidine Pinto of the Royal Netherlands Meteorological Institute, one of the study’s authors, during a briefing with journalists. “In China it was around 50 times more likely to happen compared to the past.”

The World Weather Attribution team estimated that rising greenhouse gas concentrations made the European heatwave 2.5 Celsius (4.5 Fahrenheit) hotter than it would otherwise have been. They also drove up the North American heatwave by 2C and the one in China by 1C.

El Nino probably contributed to the additional heat in some regions, but rising greenhouse gases were the major factor, the scientists said, and heatwaves will become increasingly likely if emissions are not slashed.

There is only one group of people that truly understands the will of the science: women with mental retardation.

The science speaks through them.

They are a vessel for the science.

They are oracles of the science and the science is very, very angry.


Your doom has yet to even begin.

The price you will pay will be beyond ultimate.