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Though an extraordinarily large man by nature, Dr. Georgiy Floysky was known as quiet and reserved, and was untrained as a soldier. Yet, he became a hero of the Ukrainian people when he heeded President Zelensky’s call and took up arms against Russian invaders. Formerly a professor at Kiev University, Floysky had never used a gun before he got in line to get a free AK-47 from the Ukrainian government.
Despite his academic background, and a life spent in the classroom or at a desk solving some of the world’s toughest equations, the professor of mathematics quickly became one of Ukraine’s most formidable fighters. After single-handedly killing more than 750 Russian soldiers, he became known as “The Beast of Kiev.”
Quickly, the Beast became legend among the Ukrainian people. Many believed that he had some kind of supernatural powers, given that he never seemed to sleep, and could show up at any time, at any part of the city, and take out Russian invaders like he was flushing goldfish down a toilet.
If you knew the Beast was in the neighborhood, and you heard 12 shots ring out, you knew there were 12 dead Russians. It seemed that every single shot he fired was a headshot. It is presumed that he was able to use his skills in mathematics to calculate the trajectory of bullets with an uncanny precision.
At least twice, the Beast fired his AK down the barrel of a Russian tank, causing the tank to explode.
Along with killing Russian invaders, the Beast was also known to rescue women and children from buildings bombed by the Russians. Due to his size, he could carry large numbers of people to safety. According to accurate reports, he ran into a burning apartment building that had been bombed by the Russians, and came out with three children under each of his arms, and two women riding on his back. He was holding the strap of his recommissioned AK in his teeth.
He lost his life on Wednesday, a major hit for the Ukraine and for democracy loving peoples across the world.
In a shocking scene caught on cellphone video, Dr. Floysky, The Beast of Kiev, was brutally murdered by a Russian soldier on Wednesday, and has now become a martyr. The Russian soldier snuck up on Floysky while he was trying to rescue children from a burning nursery that the Russians had just cluster-bombed, and threw him to the ground, standing on his neck until he could no longer breathe.
A gang of Russian war criminals stood around laughing and jeering – the Beast had finally been brought down.
Shocking the Russians and their master Putin, the Beast has become even more powerful in death than he was in life. As a martyr, a saint killed by the demonic Russian forces, he is now a symbol of the existential fight for democracy and freedom that the Ukrainians are engaged in.
Across the city, protesters against the Russian invasion carry signs featuring his face.
Murals have been painted on buildings, inspiring all those who see them to never forget what they are fighting for.
President Zelensky commissioned a statue of him to be built in front of the Parliament, declaring him “our nation’s greatest hero,” and vowing vengeance.
The Ukrainian Church has ordained him as a Saint, and elderly Ukrainian women burn candles for him, saying prayers to guide them and protect their democracy. The Bishop of the Ukraine Church declared that Floysky was “much more important than Jesus,” explaining that “Floysky is part of the Godhead, so the trinity has now become a tetrad.”
Soldiers going into battle carry his image with them, and when the shooting starts, they quietly say a prayer to Saint Floysky, The Beast of Kiev, asking him to guide their bullets into the brains of the maniacal Russian invaders.
Infamous public intellectual Greta Thunberg posted support for Floysky on Twitter, and demanded that the Russian who murdered him be “hunted down and trapped like a feral rat.” Meanwhile, NIH head Anthony Fauci called Floysky “the vaccine for the Russian virus” and added “what we need now is a second, third and forth dose,” calling for others to rise up and follow Floysky’s example.
Weeping uncontrollably at a Congressional meeting Thursday, Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger called Floysky “the greatest human being who ever lived.” That sentiment is being echoed throughout the free world, as the people continue to unite around the cause of the brave Ukrainians fighting for democracy.
