Hunter Biden is the Masculine Ideal

Hunter Biden is the masculine ideal.

He doesn’t just have sex with hookers while holding an illegal gun – he does it with the finger on the trigger.

If he accidentally shoots the hooker, or shoots through the wall or floor of the hotel, he’ll just go down to the lobby waving the gun around – with his finger firmly fixed on the trigger – and an army of Secret Service agents will threaten to disappear all witnesses to CIA black sites.

MAGA bitches who whine about Hunter Biden are bitchmade gay retards who are threatened by real masculinity.

Most of these MAGA faggots wouldn’t even wave a gun around while having sex with a hooker – and if they did, they’d do it with classic faggot-homo trigger control.

These MAGA bitches would be waving their gun around at a hooker with their little baby limp penis finger lodged above the trigger guard like queers.

If there is no risk of actually killing the hooker by accident, or blasting a hole through the wall, you might as well not even bring out your gun during sex in the first place.

I’ve said from the beginning: everyone whining about Hunter Biden is just jealous of his daring life of crime. He’s a handsome guy who flies around the world and does nothing but crooked pay-to-play influence peddling deals, making millions of dollars, while smoking crack and producing amateur porn with the most expensive prostitutes in the world – the kind you don’t even think about using a condom with, because you’re paying a hundreds of dollars premium for an STD check.

Lay off Hunter, unless you’re talking about how he’s more masculine than you and you just wish you weren’t such a fag and could be more like Hunter Biden.