I Wholeheartedly Support Pakistan’s Plan to Nuke India

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 16, 2019

I don’t really have strong feelings about this, it just seems like it would be pretty funny.

I mean, if the options are:

  1. Pakistani doesn’t nuke India, or
  2. Pakistan nukes India

I’m gonna pick the second option, every time.

There’s simply zero downside.


Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan warned of “consequences” if nuclear-armed Pakistan ends up losing a conventional war to its nuclear-armed rival and neighbor India.

Asked in an Al Jazeera interview to set the record straight on whether Pakistan would hit India with nuclear weapons in case of a large-scale conflict, Khan began with the disclaimer that he would never be the one to attack.

“Pakistan would never start a war, and I am clear: I am a pacifist. I am anti-war,” he said.

However, the prime minister quickly added that when two nuclear-armed states “fight a conventional war, there is every possibility that it is going to end up into nuclear war.” And while he described it as “unthinkable,” his next hint sent a clear message about what Pakistan may do if it’s losing a conventional war against India.

“If say Pakistan, God forbid, we are fighting a conventional war, we are losing, and if a country is stuck between the choice: either you surrender or you fight ‘til death for your freedom – I know Pakistanis will fight to death for their freedom.”

Yeah, I mean – who wouldn’t fight to their death for freedoms?

I would.

Plus Imran Khan is chad as fuck and doesn’t look like a complete queer like that India guy.

He’s basically the Pakistani Nick Cage.

But I mean, if we’re really gonna get down to brass tacks, and you’re gonna tack my brass, and you’ve got a brass gun to my head, then I’m going to have to be real with you:

Wasteland 2 is the best Fallout game ever made.

Except for maybe New Vegas, okay, I guess.

But Wasteland 2 is so, so good.

If I was going to start streaming games for money, because absolutely none of you people will donate money, would you like to see Wasteland 2 first?

I will personally read all of the voices, or might get a hooker to read some of the voices if I can find a hooker that speaks English (unlikely because even if she speaks it what are the chances she reads it?).

I love Wasteland 2 and have really been wanting to play it again, and I also like reading voices. Also, if I’m live streaming, we can vote in the chat about decisions we make together.

Doesn’t that sound fun for everyone?