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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 22, 2019
The identity of one of the based and redpilled middle schoolers who took justice into his own hands and put green-haired psycho-slut Tessa Majors out of our misery has been revealed by the New York Police Department, also known as the “NYPD.”
The New York City Police Department requests assistance from the public in locating this individual.
All calls are kept strictly confidential. pic.twitter.com/0UR2wpmzNP
— Chief Rodney Harrison (@NYPDDetectives) December 20, 2019
His name is “Middle School Youth.”
He is still on the run, after he jumped out of a car and ran away.
Anyone with information regarding his location is asked to call the NYPD Crime Stoppers Hotline 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or in Spanish, 1-888-57-PISTA (74782). The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crimestoppers website at https://t.co/LtT7BVldjc, or @NYPDTips
— Chief Rodney Harrison (@NYPDDetectives) December 20, 2019
The entire NYPD has been looking for him for like a week and they can’t find him, because he is a mastermind and a master of disguise.
We also got a copy of his brilliantly worded manifesto:
Dem bechs be thank dey pussy is ta be mek da man b uh slayve. Dat pussy aint no gud do. Is tyme fo da nigga finna git dat bech. She aint no wat fo she botta git wat fo win da nigga gits dem guts wif he nife. Dey niggas 4 lyf we grimy on dat lean.
Many in the alt-right and incel community have praised the manifesto as a brilliant declaration of the inherent struggle of men against the oppressive nature of feminism.
However, many feminists have described the Middle School Youth as a “villainous little niglet” and have compared him to Alex Jones, a man who became famous by promoting the fact that the Sandy Hook shooting was staged by Chinese people. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is a Congressperson, has called for the boy to be impeached from middle school.
Congressman Matt Gaetz has introduced a bill entitled “Tess’s [sic] Law,” which would decriminalize killing women with green hair. However, when reached for comment, Gaetz claimed that he didn’t introduce that bill, began crying, and vowed to track down the real introducers of the bill.
In response to Matt Gaetz allegedly introducing this bill, Dan Crenshaw has introduced “Gaetz’ Law,” which would require for Matt Gaetz to be impeached for introducing Tess’s Law.
Gaetz, who claims to have no affiliation with Tess’s Law, told Fox News that he would be calling for the impeachment of Dan Crenshaw, and was currently involved in drafting “Crenshaw’s Law.”
Jewish lawmakers quickly responded to the row by releasing a statement saying that Adolf Hitler masturbated six million of their ancestors to death during World War Two.
Though public opinion is sharply divided on the issue, a recent Quinnipiac University poll in Pennsylvania showed that if the election were held tomorrow, Middle School Youth would best Tessa Major’s 53% to 42% in that famous state.
After the poll was released, Joe Biden called for Tessa’s corpse to drop out of the race.
“She can’t beat Middle School Youth,” Biden said in a statement.
“I don’t even know if I can beat Middle School Youth,” Biden added. “At this rate, he could end up with 100% of the vote.”
And indeed, just hours after Biden released his statement, a national poll was revealed by Quinnipiac University showing Middle School Youth beating Joe Biden by 100%.
