Invasive Immigrants Lying About Engaging in Man-on-Man Sex to Stay in the UK

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 26, 2014

Wahhhhh, I can't parade around with dildos in my third world country, wahhhhh, give me free everything because I have sex with other men, wahhhh. #BrownPeopleProblems
Wahhhhh, I can’t parade around with dildos in my third world country, wahhhhh, give me free everything because I have sex with other men, wahhhh. #BrownPeopleProblems

One in three “asylum seekers” who claim to love anal sex with men forget to mention their delight in this perverse behavior “months or years after arrival in the UK, often following a refusal of leave on other grounds,” Breitbart reports.

Chief Inspector of Borders and Immigration, a one Mr. John Vine, gave these figures in a new report into the bizarre policy of the Jewnited Kingdom regarding treating faggots as refugees escaping persecution.

The report claims that most of these subhumans falsely stating that they enjoy doing the nasty on other men are denied “asylum,” but the very fact that such high numbers are willing to make such claims demonstrates that the parasites are willing to commit any sort of scam in order to remain in the land of milk and White honeys. In fairness, however, this was a fact that everyone in the world was already aware of.

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This is… I don’t even…

The report gives one example of a man who only began claiming to enjoy sick anal fetishism after living in the UK for 16 years.

Can you imagine falsely claiming to be gay, in any scenario? I cannot. Well, maybe if I was trying to break up with a girlfriend who was really insistent, but I certainly wouldn’t declare to a government that I was gay. Probably I wouldn’t do it in the girlfriend situation either, unless she was crying and destroying my favorite belongings, maybe. Particularly if these belongings were of some sentimental value, or if it was a new cellphone with all of the greatest features which fit my specific personal needs.

Bizarrely – as if this situation needed to get more bizarre – immigration officers are reportedly asking the invasive alleged faggots explicit questions about the nature of their claimed faggot acts.

"Muffuggah, ah b lubs dat dik.  Na gibsmedat." -Black people in England
“Muffuggah, ah b lubs dat dik. Na gibsmedat.” -Black people in England

The obvious question is: how long until these immigrants begin actually engaging in acts of gay sex in order to remain in the UK?

The other obvious question is: what sort of country tells people they can remain in the country if they have anal sex with men, but if they don’t they have to go home?