Is Going Undercover in Blackface a Good Plan When Killing Your Whore Wife?

There comes a time in every man’s life when he needs to concoct a plan to murder his whore wife who left him.

Many often ask: is going undercover in blackface a good strategy?

WHIO:

A Texas man who had just lost custody of his 1-year-old daughter is accused of wearing blackface as a disguise as he stabbed and shot the baby’s mother to death outside her workplace earlier this month.

Andrew Charles Beard, 33, of Rowlett, is charged with murder in the Oct. 2 killing of Alyssa Ann Burkett, 24, of Rockwall. Beard is being held in lieu of $1 million in the Dallas County Jail.

Burkett, an apartment manager at Greentree Apartments in Carrollton, had just arrived for work shortly after 9 a.m. when she was shot and repeatedly stabbed, Carrollton police officials said.

“During the investigation, detectives learned that the suspect and victim had recently been involved in a contentious custody battle,” a police statement said. “The child is unharmed and in the protective custody of Texas Child Protective Services.”

Burkett was awarded custody of her daughter, Willow, on Sept. 30, just two days before she was slain.

According to her obituary, Burkett had a “good grasp for life and a bright future.”

Not anymore!

She was grasping for life when a big old black buck snubbed it out!

HA!

I guess maybe she shouldn’t have messed around???

The conclusion is: yes, it may be funny to wear blackface when killing your wife, and it may help you accomplish the goal of ridding her of this mortal coil.

However, you won’t get away with it.

But is getting away with it really the point? 

What I will say is that you don’t want her to think it is a black man. You want her to know it is you. In those last moments, you want her to see your eyes, and know it is you who is taking everything from her, like she took everything from you.

You know, clown makeup might be a good option.