Street fighting pic.twitter.com/Ed8NnCOz6N
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 27, 2022
The videos coming out of the Ukraine do not appear to actually show a war.
It’s a kind of low intensity conflict at best.
Russia is attempting to do as little damage as possible. The Ukrainian military is nowhere to be seen, other than the neo-Nazi groups, which are just going into residential areas and firing, trying to get Russians to fire on civilians. Russia is not taking that bait.
The government is telling civilians to attack Russian tanks.
"Gigachad, please stop encouraging untrained and unarmed civilians to take on armored units by themselves."
"Run at a tank. Scream at a tank. They are useless in urban areas. Throw yourself at a tank. Pour gasoline over a tank. Punch a tank. They are useless in urban areas." pic.twitter.com/orH926PMrG
— Evil Dystop (@DystopiaPro69) February 27, 2022
game of rock paper scissor where your AR is useless against TANKS but tanks are useless against water balloon
— bjecky (@goofysunday) February 26, 2022
might as well be telling them to put on the boom boom vests at this point and crawl between the tracks https://t.co/34umjTaSKn pic.twitter.com/oo79pqsMGB
— Canada’s Wonderlab (ASTRA PACK WATCH) (@geraldbullvevo) February 27, 2022
“Throw banana peels in front of the tanks so they slip.”
“…”
“Lay whoopie cushions in front of the tank treads too.”
“…”
“Remember to have some fun out there. God bless.” pic.twitter.com/Ss53UEzbFk
— Ra’s al Gore (@jawn_117) February 27, 2022
As an american tax payer I’d like to know why our defense dollars were so poorly spent that the Ukraine is throwing civilian draftees into the meat grinder after not even a week of fighting https://t.co/dzFonmHZt0
— Doubting Blake (@KaliYugaNow) February 26, 2022
BREAKING – A newly founded unit of dwarves and midgets has been spotted in Kyiv, running guerilla warfare on russians attempting to take the city. Locals have taken to calling them "The Kyivler Elves"
— 🐱Hiyo (swag)🐱 (@HiyoEbinRin) February 26, 2022
Basically, American advisors are telling the government to hold back the military and instead tell civilians they can take out Russian tanks by throwing water balloons at them. They’re doing this because they want the highest number of civilian casualties, so they can scream “war crimes.”
It’s really just bizarre thinking. I guess it is diabolical, but like, psychedelic diabolism.
The only thing we know that the Ukrainian military is doing is getting its bases blown up.
Near Vyshgorod Kiev ,Ukrainian army facilities subjected to massive strikes pic.twitter.com/zB29mdh8ln
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 26, 2022
They don’t appear on the streets.
As we’ve written about for days, all kinds of fake stuff is getting posted on Twitter. The Ukraine is bombing its own buildings and blaming Russia. It’s now confirmed that that tank that drove over a car was a Ukrainian tank.
Also, the Ukrainian government handed out weapons to randos on the streets and they formed militias and started fighting each other.
🔴🇺🇦🔥 Reports indicate that Ukrainian civilians who have been given weapons are fighting each other.
This is what happens when you give 18,000 guns to civilians.#Ukraine #UkraineRussia #Kiev pic.twitter.com/merXa3vr4F
— Persian-Immortal 🇮🇷🦁🗡️ (@GreaterIran92) February 25, 2022
Ukraine forbids those of African descent to leave because in this trying time diversity is essential
— 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆 𝑨𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒎 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒔 🐒🔧 (@JesseLucasSaga) February 27, 2022
Russian forces (VDV) control the cities, mostly.
VDV drive trough city pic.twitter.com/3fKOgbQq83
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 27, 2022
A company worth of Russian tanks and other vehicles reportedly in Chernihiv Oblast. What is notable is how old these tanks are, including T-72A, T-72AV, T-72B obr 1985 and 1989, MT-LB, and BMP-2. Likely an Eastern Military District unit. https://t.co/bTR1C5mCCA pic.twitter.com/jbSuWTSmgK
— Rob Lee (@RALee85) February 26, 2022
Russians at ПАВЛОПОЛЬ near Mariupol pic.twitter.com/MmmM0lkAjz
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 26, 2022
Spartans from Donetsk captured Ukrainian Cossack car pic.twitter.com/nEcZCPRMhN
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 26, 2022
Brothers morale very high🤙 pic.twitter.com/ArDoGKCcnw
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 26, 2022
All Ukrainian air forces are getting rekt.
Nikolaev Su 25 shot down pic.twitter.com/UxzjWSTPg7
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 27, 2022
Twitter is just filled with retarded lies about Ukrainians beating the Russians. Sometimes they use fake videos, and sometimes they just make dumb fake reports.
When night falls fairy tales in Kiev begin…. https://t.co/Npe7LGJ2VH
— ZOKA (@200_zoka) February 26, 2022
The “Ghost of Kiev” is the funniest.
They’re saying there’s a secret Ukrainian jet flying through the night shooting down Russian planes. And they posted footage from video games to support the claim.
People get mad when you point out it’s fake.
The people who shit on the Ghost of Kyiv for being a fake story are the worst. How about maybe just getting behind a badass story to support Ukraine rather than priding yourself on being a little Snopesy Bitch Narc
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) February 26, 2022
So, there’s some shooting, some bombing, some violence, whatever – but this is not like the invasion of Baghdad or something. Russia is being very careful not to kill civilians while the Ukrainian strategy is to throw civilians with water balloons at them.
It’s the goofiest war ever.
But Russia is making progress, and eventually it will all be worked out. Russia will take Kiev and establish a new government.