Jamaica is Leading the Fight Against Global Warming

Jamaican scientists in a secret underground laboratory using ancient alien technology recovered from a space ship found at the bottom of the ocean to figure out ways to change the weather.

The advanced nation of Jamaica is leading the charge to change the weather, as leading Jamaican scientists make in-roads into the problem that everyone is going to burn up because it’s so hot because people used electricity.

If only whites could act more like blacks, we could finally have peace on earth.

Climate Change News:

Jamaica has become the first Caribbean nation to submit a tougher climate action plan under the Paris Agreement by adding targets for forestry and stepping up curbs on greenhouse gas emissions from energy.

The UK, which will host the next UN climate summit in November 2021, delayed from 2020 because of Covid-19, praised the move and urged other nations to follow suit as quickly as possible.

Worldwide, Jamaica is the 11th nation to submit an updated plan, or nationally determined contribution (NDC), at the five-year milestone of the 2015 Paris Agreement.

“Jamaica’s new NDC is more ambitious than its previous one,” the Jamaican government said in a submission to the United Nations, outlining the new goals worked out despite the coronavirus pandemic.

The nation was at risk from more intense hurricanes, sea level rise and a drying trend across much of the island, it said.

Andrew Holness, the prime minister of Jamaica, said that despite the fact that they are not causing global warming because most of the country lives without electricity, they are going to do white people a massive favor and help them out by sharing their science and technology.

You see, black men not only have penises that are three times bigger than white men’s, they are also vastly more moral. While white men are planning to commit oppression and genocide of indigenous communities, Jamaicans are hard at work using science to change the weather.

Jamaican are so intelligent that they knew during the industrial revolution that having combustion engines would lead to the world burning up from too much CO2, so they wisely made the intelligent decision to simply never enter the industrial age.

But selfish whites who only care about capitalism and killing animals for food got the whole world into a flaming mess of trouble, and now it’s up to Jamaica to come save our asses with their plan to deindustrialize the West with a “green recovery.”

White people don’t even deserve the help of the blacks, but despite the fact that whites systematically murder blacks for no reason, blacks are always willing to help us out by sharing their scientific knowledge.