Jerry Nadler Apparently Shits His Pants on Stage, Penguin-Walks Off, Trying to Hold the Shit Between Buttcheeks

The other day, I wrote a piece which I kind of did not think was especially funny but wherein I tried to communicate that the elite are so utterly contemptuous towards the goyim that they would shit their pants on stage.

Hours after I wrote that piece, however, Jew Congressman Jerrold Nadler apparently literally shit himself on stage.

In the now-viral clip from a Democrat press conference on Wednesday, Nancy Pelosi is speaking whilst Nadler, having finished his piece, does a serious penguin walk off of the stage. The only explanation for walking like that is that he either did shit himself, or he farted and he didn’t know for sure if he shat himself.

In a longer version of the clip posted to YouTube, you can see Nadler do a serious lean and sticks his tongue out as he leaves the podium, before he begins the penguin walk.

Most likely, that is when he shit his pants.

Nadler is 73 years old, and sometimes men this age shit themselves. However, I do think it is more complicated than that. I think this is the thing I struggled to satirize in my Wednesday piece – I think he shat his pants out of pure contempt for the goyim. I think he will laugh about this, and probably tell his family about it.

Shitting your pants at an event that the goyim think is supposed to be serious and meaningful shows total disregard for these people.