Joe Biden Struggles to Hold Together a Gang of Jokesters

Joe Biden has to whip these jokers into shape if we’re going to do a World War with Russia!

Daily Mail:

The leaders of the G7 mocked Russian President Vladimir Putin on Sunday as they sat down to lunch, joking about his infamous barechested horseback riding photo.

Their laughter came as President Joe Biden is working to hold the western alliance in lockstep as the war in Ukraine entered its fifth month and Russia dropped bombs on Kyiv for the first time in weeks.

‘Jackets on? Jackets off? Shall we take our clothes off?’ British Prime Minister Boris Johnson asked as he sat down at the table with his fellow leaders of the world’s biggest economies.

‘Let’s wait for the picture,’ Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said. Officials were trying to take an official photo of the luncheon with the leaders of Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the United Kingdom, the United States and the European Union.

‘We have to show that we’re tougher than Putin,’ Johnson said.

Trudeau then added: ‘We’re going to get the bare chested horseback riding display.’

He was referring to a 2009 photo of a shirtless Putin riding a horse in the mountains of the Siberian Tyva region during vacation.

Johnson can then be heard on footage saying: ‘We’ve got to show them our pecs.’

‘Horse back riding is the best,’ European Union President Ursula von der Leyen chimed in.

President Biden was at the luncheon but didn’t appear to participate in the mocking.

There are all kinds of things you could say about the masculinity gap between Putin and all of these goofy twerps, but that’s all already been said infinity times. My question here is: why is this written like Joe Biden is trying to coach the Indians in the film “Major League” with Charlie Sheen?

Isn’t that kind of a weird tone?

Is it actually what is happening?

I thought this was “adults are in charge”?

No, I mean – that’s a pretty old observation too. But seriously – they’re cracking dick jokes at the meeting and Joe Biden is trying to get them in line and get their war faces on?

What? 

I mean, not saying a bunch of men can’t joke around, and obviously these guys are going to be slightly uncomfortable at a table with such a horrible, aggressive woman as Ursula, and this kind of humor comes up when older men are trying to deal with the discomfort of having women forced into their space. Poor bastard, the bitch actually tries to joke around with them, like she’s flirting like she’s 16 instead of 66. The only men she wants to have sex with at that table are gay. But yeah – I’m not trying to hit them for a joke. I try to be reasonable.

But there is an impression that these people are a bunch of goofballs, who really do think this is all some kind of joke, because they can’t imagine any life that isn’t pampered and comfy, so they can’t really understand the basic concept of “consequences.”

Lucid Joe Biden: “I used to work drilling coal out in those hills. We’d haul it up, ship it down to Arkansas and Topeka, Kansas. Then we hit a load of cotton candy. I’m not kidding man, it was like cotton candy in there. I’ll never forget it. Wow.”

The nip is hiding from the camera in all these pictures from that meeting.

He’s just trying to blend in with the woodwork until he can get back to his room to masturbate to cartoons while the rest of them go to child sex parties. It’s a good thing he didn’t join in on the man-jokes. He’d be like “I weiw ahhhh masturbate in his face, hahaha. I weiw ahhh, I weiw put my ahhh, semen all on his face, hahaha. Make bad time, hahaha.”

The Kyiv [sic] Independent is really impressed that Biden condemned missile strikes on Kiev while the G7 meeting was going on.

I wish he would make more interesting statements at least.

Like – “he’s trying to mess with our minds, man! He’s getting in our heads, making us turn on each other!”

I also want to hear Biden say in his slow, confused voice, while looking around the room with wide eyes: “A famous negro… negro singer, he was in the brixilsmegelheim, he said, fuck talking, I just want to hear shots, I… I ain’t asking if you did or did… you did… did… we can’t do it! C’mon, man! Shoot it!”

Instead, I get Boris Churchill promoting abortion in America.

What?