Jussie Smollett Sentenced to 150 Days in Jail, Goes on Extreme Rant in Court

On Thursday, a judge gave Jussie Smollett the extremely lenient sentence of 150 days for his infamous hate crime hoax.

He had a breakdown in court, screaming that he is not suicidal, pretending that he is going to be Epstein’d. He also continually shouted that he was innocent.

I think he might legitimately have some form of schizophrenia or something. We don’t really have very many examples of mixing black and Jew genetics, but we do know that he’s a homophile, which is already an extreme mental illness.

As he was screaming, he said “I could have admitted guilt any time,” meaning that he would have expected that to get him out of the jail time.

I don’t even know what it means that he was innocent. The people who he paid to beat him up admitted to it, and a check he signed paying them for it was entered into the court record. Furthermore, the court saw video of a dress rehearsal of the fake attack, where he was practicing it with the Nigerian brothers.

I lol’d at the judge saying that comedians were making jokes about it.

God bless Jussie Smollett, whatever the hell is wrong with him.

From now until the end of this stupid Anal Empire, whenever there is one of these “hate crimes,” everyone is going to immediately question it. Jews do these constantly (much more often than blacks, who do them a lot), so I kinda wish Jussie would have played up the Jewish part of his trifecta of oppression more.

He should have said that his treatment was like the Holocaust. Instead, he pretended to be a black civil rights activist.

Anyway – whatever.

Funny ending to this saga, which really went on for a long time.

Remember when that Soros black DA tried to not charge him, then all the other blacks in Chicago flipped out?

Frankly, I doubt this is the end.

Ultimately, he has succeeded in his goal of making himself a lot more famous than he ever would have been – and that will almost certainly translate into professional opportunities. He will probably be given some kind of job when he gets out of jail, just as a novelty. He could even become some kind of Montell Williams type figure.

Or like, the half-black and gay version of Rodney Dangerfield.

He was pushing 40 when he did the hoax, and hadn’t hit any breaks, so he really is the big winner here. Him, and racists who have been calling out all hate crimes as being fake for a decade.