Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 5, 2017
Jealous of our master race American memes, the French created a shitty Pepe rip-off. His name is “hon-hon” and instead of exterminating the Jews, he beats his son with a baguette.
The French are serial cultural appropriators, simply stealing ideas from America and making them way worse.
For example, the French culturally appropriated McDonald’s and called it “LeDonald’s” (pronounced “Lee Donu”) and they serve disgusting crunchy baguettes there instead of delicious juicy burgers.
Good luck chewing that bread in time to get to your meeting. “Fast food” fails when it takes you 70 seconds to chew one bite.
The French political establishment is no more original than their restaurant industry, and so obviously just rips everything off of America.
So it is obvious that their polls are fake.
Take note of that before looking at them.
Remember that the Jewish York Times said Trump only had a 3% chance of winning.
(Note: these charts are from a collection of polls from the last week of March.)
Anyway, in the general, she’s tied.
And then in the runoff with Macron…
(I will also note that I’ve seen people posting runoff with Fillon charts, but those are totally irrelevant at this point. Fillon is buried in scandal and has no chance at all, as the first graph attests.)
Twenty-two points is a pretty huge gap.
The biggest official poll gap for the fake news in the US was 14 points though, so I mean, if the French are willing to sell hardbread sandwiches that take 25 minutes to chew as “fast food,” then they’re probably willing to up the ante on fake news polls.
The thing about fake news polls is that they are designed to set up the viewer of the poll for fraud. There was fraud in the Trump election, his power level was simply so high they couldn’t kike him.
But Le Pen’s odds are going up, according to some ridiculous British tabloid I read religiously.
Market nerves have surged to levels last seen since the eurozone crisis in select areas, after Marine Le Pen’s odds of winning the French election crept up.
The gap between French and German government borrowing costs, measured by two-year bond yields, is now at its highest level since 2012, amid the rising chances of a victory for the anti-Brussels candidate.
Worried investors are rushing to pile money into German safe havens, and the euro has also come under fresh selling pressure, ahead of the first-round of the French election later this month.
Emmanuel Macron is still the favourite to win the final vote in May, but the chances have now dipped to 63 per cent, while Ms Le Pen’s odds are now at 25 per cent.
Following misleading polls in the run-up to the Brexit vote and the US election, markets remain on edge.
Yeah, see.
Business people know the polls are a hoax.
So they’re acting on different information.
I don’t know what that information is, because it’s really hard to closely follow French politics as a non-Frenchman.
But with Trump, every indicator besides the polls showed that he was favored to win and he did win.
So, maybe she’ll win.
It sure would be great.
It’s by far the most important event this year.
At least the most important scheduled event – all sorts of unscheduled things could happen.
The first round is on April 23rd, with the runoff on May 7th.