Looney Tunes Reboot Won’t Show Any Guns

They’ve taken Elmer Fudd’s gun away.

That’s a thing that happened.

The Hill:

In a new series based on the beloved “Looney Tunes” cartoons, the classic character Elmer Fudd will no longer carry a gun.

The new series “Looney Tunes Cartoons,” which premiered last week on the streaming service HBO Max, will feature the cartoon’s characteristic violence – using sticks of dynamite, booby traps and the iconic anvils and bank safes dropped onto characters, The New York Times reported last week.

However, Peter Browngardt, the series executive producer and showrunner, told the outlet, “We’re not doing guns.”

“But we can do cartoony violence — TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in,” Browngardt told the outlet.

Elmer Fudd is regularly foiled trying to hunt Bugs Bunny on the show. In the new series, the character will carry a scythe.

Why?

Why was this necessary?

Why are you whiny cucks all so afraid of guns?

And why a scythe instead?


Elmer Fudd is now The Gwim Wabbit Weaper

Wouldn’t an axe or hatchet or something make more sense?

However, comics artist Johnny Ryan, who worked on the show, noted to the Times that he believes “We’re going through this wave of anti-bullying, everybody needs to be friends, everybody needs to get along.”

“‘Looney Tunes’ is pretty much the antithesis of that,” he said. “It’s two characters in conflict, sometimes getting pretty violent.”

This is Johnny Ryan, just for your information:

His faux edginess couldn’t cut through butter

Completely talentless and testosteroneless people like him make a living out of taking everything you’ve ever liked in your life, and twisting it into shitty Jew propaganda.

The people who decided to do this are doing it “in response to US gun violence,” because the solution to joggers shooting each other all day is to make sure Elmer Fudd doesn’t have a gun.

Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

And most people are just fine with it, and accept it, and continue staring at their stupid screens all day without even thinking about it.

Thankfully, those of us who aren’t morons have alternatives…