Lovable Scamp Jive Talks the US Congress

Black people can apparently get away with literally anything.

Hakeem Jeffries, the new leader of the Democrats in the House, did a jive talk speech that was like something out of Idiocracy.

I guess “like something out of Idiocracy” is an overused phrase these days. But the speech looked like it could have been released as a “deleted scene” on the BluRay.

I don’t even know what to say about it, really. I had never heard him talk before. I guess you can watch it or watch part of it.

If this guy serves as long as Nancy Pelosi, he’ll be around for another five decades. He’s going to talk like this the whole time? Seriously? Is this real life?

He’s no Bill Cosby, I can tell you that much.

Everything is just a big joke.