Man Retires Earlier by Declaring Himself Female in Switzerland

Finally, someone is taking my advice.

It surely took long enough.


A Swiss man reportedly exploited a loophole in the country’s new simplified sex-change legislation and registered as a woman so that he could become eligible for a lavish pension a year earlier.

The sex change only occurred on paper, with the claimant later confirming to family and friends that it was done only to speed up the retirement, according to media.

There have so far been no reports of the authorities in Lucerne planning to challenge this reported application.

However, the reportedly isolated incident has pointed to significant flaws in the sex-change rules. The local media have swiftly come up with several other scenarios, in which they can also be exploited by the country’s male population.

The young men could register as women to avoid military service, as it’s only compulsory for men in the country. Widowers could also tend to turn into widows to receive the higher compensations that women in Switzerland are entitled to.

“Several other scenarios” doesn’t even begin to describe the level of awesomeness that is possible with the exploitation of tranny law.

I keep telling you people – these tranny standards are nonsensical. You don’t have to take hormones. Probably, if you’re going to become a fake fake woman, you might as well grow out your hair. But that’s not even necessary.

Just declare yourself a woman and then start reaping the benefits. For instance, even if you’re out of shape and in your forties, you can become an Olympic gold medalist. If you’re in high school, you can go in the girl’s locker room and start jacking off.

You can apply for all kinds of government benefits, and intimidate leftists with unrestrained belligerence.

There is literally no reason not to do this.

What it will also do is trigger a crisis of “people are faking being trannies,” which is like, a nonsense conundrum, given that a tranny is already faking being a woman. They’ve created this whole narrative that anyone can be a tranny and that no one has a right to judge how anyone identifies.

So they can’t print “Neo-Nazis are faking being fake women in order to get access to the extreme benefits of being a member of this virulently oppressed group.”

It’s really not serious at this point.

We encouraged people to do this years ago, but at this point, you should really get out of the cities and chill.