You may remember Maria Shriver as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife. She divorced him like a dumb bitch when it was revealed he had a secret child with the Mexican maid. She never explained why that was a big deal or why she cared, she just filed for divorce and took the money and escaped.
Now, she’s undergone a genetic treatment to be infused with alien DNA.
Here’s a relatively recent picture of her:
And here she is spotted this week:
Why are so many female celebrities choosing to infuse themselves with the genetics of an alien race?
Does it give them telepathic powers? Can they project mind-beams or see through walls? Can they jump off the ground and flip up on top of a building at lightning speed?
Can they consume plastic for sustenance? That would be a useful ability in a post-apocalyptic world, I can tell you that much.
I don’t know the answer. But more and more, we are seeing celebrity females mingle their DNA with that of the gray overlords.
Mayhaps something wicked this way comes.