Memetic Monday: Ima Be Real Witchu – It’s Halsin’s Fault I’m Late Wid Dees Memes

I might be late, but you ain’t got nowhere else to get memes like this. You be like “yes I do – you got these memes from other places!” and to that I reply with the obvious: I curate these memes, and give you the good ones. You’d have to look through 15,000 memes to find the 150 I post every week. Telling me I didn’t make these memes would be like the baby bird in this image telling its mother she didn’t make those berries.

Yeah, I know.

Late again.

This dude Halsin held me up with his bullshit. I killed this nigga’s whole family and all his friends by triggering a violent France-style refugee uprising and he’s still following me around trying to talk me into his moralfag nonsense.

Oh, and if you showed up last week on Wednesday and didn’t find any memes – my bad, bro. That was Minthara’s fault though. I’ll get you this week, for sure.

It’s tough out there.

Be here Wednesday.

I’ll be on that shit like this homo named Gale is on the ground after I pushed him off a cliff for being gay.

Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week:

And the Runner-Up:

There’s a lot of good stuff here.

You’d best watch this quick before Elon Musk deletes it:

I figured out the game, by the way – he said “free speech on Twitter.” Then he changed the name, so it’s not Twitter anymore.

It’s like one of the endings in Twisted Metal 2.

Elon Musk is Calypso.