Memetic Monday: Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp

It always shocking to realize it’s Monday once again.

You know, I don’t take days off work, so it all just kind of runs together. I only pay staff monthly, so really, the only thing noting the passing of time with any regularity is Meme Monday.

People keep telling me “time moves faster when you’re older,” but I really don’t see anyway to prove that. It seems to me that it could in fact be caused by cosmic rays.

Isn’t that the more obvious explanation? And people just think it’s because they’re getting older, because as time passes, the intensity of the rays increases?

There’s a lot we don’t know about the nature of this reality, friends.

A whole lot.

This is my Editor’s Pick of the Week:

And the Runner-Up:

Also, we’ve posted it before, but it’s important to note that this is the single best meme ever in all of history:

It means that AI can’t ever really be used for the purposes they are talking about using it for. That math can’t be made possible.

Now, the primo collection.