Being an alpha male is illegal in America.

So you’re going to have to expect that alpha males, particularly those from Ohio, are going to go rogue and start riding dirty, Miami style.

AP:

An Ohio man was arrested in Florida over the weekend after being accused of groping two female flight attendants and punching a male flight attendant during a flight from Philadelphia to Miami, officials said.

Maxwell Berry, 22, of Norwalk, Ohio, was arrested Saturday at Miami International Airport and charged with three counts of misdemeanor battery, according to a Miami-Dade police report.

Berry had two drinks while on the Frontier Airlines flight and ordered another drink, police said. Berry brushed an empty cup against the backside of a flight attendant, who then told him not to touch her, officials said. At some point, Berry spilled a drink on his shirt, went to the bathroom and came out shirtless, the report said. A flight attendant helped him get another shirt from his carry-on.

Police said that, after walking around for 15 minutes, Berry allegedly grabbed the chests of two female flight attendants. They called a male flight attendant over to watch Berry, who punched the other man in the face, officials said. The flight attendant and nearby passengers restrained Berry in a seat with tape and a seatbelt extender, the report said.

Frontier Airlines released a statement saying that they are working with law enforcement to prosecute the passenger.

What’s the crime???

Being too alpha and intimidating soft beta males.

OUT-OF-CONTROL passenger duct-taped to chair after allegedly groping flight crew

A 22-year-old airline passenger had to be taped to his seat after he allegedly groped two flight attendants’ breasts and tried to punch another.#us #usa #frontierairlines #Miami #Philadelphia pic.twitter.com/mQBdWnJ2Gl

— 5 News Australia (@5NewsAustralia) August 3, 2021

In a real country, this arrest would be used as the platform to launch a successful political career.

“Lock up your daughters and vote Berry!”

“Berry grabs corruption and jiggles it like some stupid whore’s fat tits!”

“Maxwell Berry will fight for you like he fights pussy faggots who get in the way of his pickup game!”

I’d vote for him. In fact, I’d prefer he be on the 2024 ticket than Donald Trump.

#FreeBerry!