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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 22, 2019
When people ask me for life advice, I only have one piece to offer: whatever you choose to do, do it all the way. Go as big as you can possibly go.
A friend was working in finance and confused about the direction of his life, and I told him: “If you’re doing to work in finance, live in Manhattan, get the penthouse, get the $700/hr hookers, do all the cocaine.”
I explained that I didn’t necessary approve of that lifestyle, but I don’t approve of any lifestyle that involves working in finance, but that if he had chosen that path, then the only thing I can offer is: go all the way.
Michael Avenatti is an example of this philosophy.
He devoted his life to evil, but he didn’t do some halfway evil. He went full-on “rob every person you ever come in contact with for all they’re worth” evil.
And I think you have to respect that on some level.
It’s especially hilarious that he ripped off porn stars, cripples and brown people. And that almost makes him a kind of antihero, mayhaps.
When Hassan Whiteside of the Miami Heat wired $2.75 million to Michael Avenatti in January 2017, the pro basketball player intended most of the money to go to his former girlfriend, Alexis Gardner.
Avenatti was Gardner’s attorney. An actress and barista, she’d hired him just a few weeks before to negotiate a settlement of a potential lawsuit against Whiteside. It’s unclear what she would have alleged. Avenatti quickly struck a $3-million deal, and the $2.75 million was Whiteside’s first payment.
Avenatti, prosecutors say, was entitled to take just over $1 million in legal fees, leaving the rest for Gardner.
Instead, they allege, Avenatti hid Whiteside’s payment from her and immediately took $2.5 million to buy a share of a private jet.
HA!
He robbed the nigger and his coalburner and bought a JET!
Talk about GANSTA!
He didn’t even try to think about how he could possibly get away with it! He just thought the nigger would be too dumb to figure it out, and would accuse his bimbo!
The full story of Avenatti’s alleged embezzlement from Gardner came to light in bank records and in the April 10 indictment of the Los Angeles lawyer by a federal grand jury in Santa Ana.
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Gardner is one of five clients whose money prosecutors say Avenatti stole. One of the others, Geoffrey Ernest Johnson, was a mentally ill paraplegic man on disability who won a $4-million settlement but received just $124,000 from Avenatti.
The grand jury alleges that Avenatti embezzled about $4 million from another client, Michelle Phan, a makeup artist with 8.8 million YouTube followers.
Avenatti is also charged with dodging taxes, bank fraud, perjury and bankruptcy fraud. In a separate federal case in New York, he is accused of extortion and conspiracy in his alleged shakedown of Nike, the sportswear giant.
If convicted on all charges on both coasts, he faces a maximum penalty of 382 years in prison. Avenatti denies wrongdoing.
“No monies were ever embezzled from anyone and I look forward to all of the relevant documents and facts being presented at trial,” he said Sunday by email.
Citing his record of big verdicts and settlements, he said, “the clients complaining are a very small fraction of the thousands of clients I have serviced over my nearly 20 year career.”
Even though he’s caught for doing almost every crime that it is possible to do, he’s just like “yo fuck you, I’ll see you in court, I ain’t did nothing, you don’t know me bitch, I ain’t did nothing.”
Honestly, at this point, after having read more about his exploits, I am ready to vote for Michael Avenatti as president.
Trump was supposed to run the country like a businessman and he ended up running it like a Jewish shill.
What would happen if we elected someone to run the country like a criminal law firm that engages in widescale theft, fraud, tax fraud and extortion? I don’t think it could really turn out any worse than what we have now.
Plus Avenatti is alpha as fuck and literally just rips off stupid niggers, cripples and gook instragram sluts and has no remorse and will laugh in your face and insult you when he gets caught and isn’t even worried about 382 years in prison.
He also beats up women, which is awesome.
Actually he beats up hot women, which is even more awesome.
He better run for president, because the only way he is going to get out of this is by pardoning himself.
Unless he’s working some other kind of scam to get out of all these other scams, which he may be doing. He is a brilliant criminal and an antihero.
If we need money for a government project, he will just steal it from niggers and cripples.
He embodies the very best of 1990s Los Angeles.
He’s literally the white guy ironic cover of a gangster rap song come to life.
And that is the kind of spirit we need in Washington.
