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“Brianna Kingsley” AKA “Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib,” back when he still had his testicles in a bag. He would later put them in a mason jar.
Just another beautiful day in the USA.
A district court judge Wednesday denied a pair of dueling $6,500 small claims petitions that centered around a transgender woman’s attempt to get her surgically removed testicles back after they were kept for months in her ex-boyfriend’s refrigerator.
During a contentious small claims hearing in Pontiac’s 50th District Court, Judge Jeremy Bowie ruled “it’s a wash” after hearing testimony from Brianna Kingsley, 40, and her 37-year-old ex, William Wojciechowski.
Kingsley filed a handwritten small claims petition in August claiming Wojciechowski “retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500.”
Wojciechowski filed a counterclaim seeking $6,500 in damages because he said he had been “humiliated” by coverage of the case by “worldwide news outlets.”
Seeing this guy holding a small animal gives me a queasy feeling for some reason
Bowie denied both claims, a decision he said Wednesday can’t be appealed. The judge said Kingsley had an opportunity to get her testicles back when an Oakland County Sheriff’s deputy accompanied her to Wojciechowski’s Pontiac home in January 2023.
When the deputy escorted her to the house, Kingsley had just gotten out of the Oakland County Jail, where she’d been incarcerated for three days and fined $100 for violating a personal protection order Wojciechowski had filed against her.
“We allow a one-time visit with a Sheriff’s officer in situations like that for people to go back to get their belongings,” the judge said. “Ms. Kingsley failed to retrieve the testicles from the refrigerator at that time. … If they were so important to her, she had the opportunity to grab them, and she didn’t.”
William Wojciechowski, the ex-boyfriend
Wojciechowski said he threw the body parts away in July.
“They were rotting in my fridge, and it was disgusting — I’ve got food in there I wanted to eat,” Wojciechowski told the judge. “She didn’t keep them in a biohazard container like she was supposed to.”
Since the testicles had been discarded, the judge said he was unable to grant Kingsley’s request that they be returned to her, and he asked why she’d arrived at the $6,500 figure.
“Specifically why I asked you: I can put a dollar amount on, say, if you were missing work at $16 an hour,” Bowie said. “But as to testicles, I can’t really put a number on it.”
Kingsley, who clutched a small black comfort dog throughout the hearing, said the March 23, 2022 surgery at Henry Ford Hospital cost $20,000, although she said because she’s disabled, the state footed the bill.
“But the state paid for that; you didn’t,” Bowie said. “You’re not going to be unjustly enriched.”
Kingsley replied: “They were my testicles. … We’re talking about my nuts. … I wanted them in my fridge — not his. … He denied me access to my own body parts. I don’t think that can be quantified. The damages were the loss of these nuts.”
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After her surgery, Kinsley said she put her testicles in a Mason jar and stored them in the refrigerator “because I deal with trauma with comedy. Shakespeare did it.”
This is all just normal now, apparently.
Imagine trying to explain all of this to someone in 2010.
Fun fact: you don’t even need to be a tranny to cut your balls off
