Mulatto Pleads Guilty to Killing His Mudshark, Dismembering Her Body and Stuffing It Into a Locker

Joshua Dow.

Just goes to show: lighter skin, higher IQ.

A full-blooded dindu would have simply chimped on this burner and dumped her corpse in the woods or something (assuming he even bothered to dispose of the body at all… ain’t no one got time fo’ that sheeeiiittt). But this mulatto covered his tracks so well that her corpse was never even found.

Breaking911:

Joshua Dow pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the death of his girlfriend, who disappeared four years ago and whose body was never found.

Dow will be sentenced on Dec. 4 and as part of the negotiation, will receive 20 years in prison in the death of Adelle Jensen. In his admissions in court Thursday, Dow said that his actions with his gun, which he claimed Jensen was holding, caused her death.

In 2016, Dow was convicted of interference with a dead body, a gross misdemeanor, and first-degree drug sale, and the sentence ran concurrently. He still is serving that sentence, which will expire in three months.

What is now clear is that Jensen was shot around 5 a.m. Nov. 18, 2015 in Dow’s home in north Minneapolis. The couple had a daughter, but at the time they were separated, although they still did things together. Dow, his brother and Jensen, were in downtown Minneapolis together that morning but she left them sometime around 2:30 a.m.

Dow took Jensen’s body to a warehouse where he had worked and stuffed it into a locker. Because he lied to police and to Jensen’s parents about seeing her alive, he had several days to dismember the body and hide the remains. He and his brother also chopped up the couch, which had Jensen’s blood on it, and dumped it in various locations.

He also forced his brother to help him move the body to the warehouse, get rid of the couch and paint the living room walls.

Adelle Jensen.