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Imagine all of the things you want in a new Dungeons & Dragons campaign.
If the thing you’re imagining is “what a hot mess college life can be,” then I’ve got news for you, pal: you’re in luck.
D&D’s Strixhaven campaign has mechanics for ‘what a hot mess college life can be’ https://t.co/hk8dAHQR7o pic.twitter.com/zO3fBcB4rO
— Polygon (@Polygon) July 17, 2021
According to the art for the new Strixhaven campaign, this involves being an elf tranny and having sex with black men. Obviously, that’s what is implied by “hot mess college life.”
Wow.
You may be thinking: “how does Wizards of the Coast even still exist, having so alienated their normal fanbase with all of this interracial tranny stuff?”
Well, it’s very simple: black people and trannies are really getting into D&D. So they just switched out their customer base for a different customer base.
Or, that is the plan.
We’re still not really sure how exactly D&D is supposed to appeal to the blacks, who appear to have other cultural interests.
NYC rapper Eli Fross arrested for attempted murder after a road rage shooting in Time Square Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/WlObsPCU1d
— Rap Updates Tv (@RapUpdatesTv) July 16, 2021
#ICYMI : 'Power' Actor Isaiah Stokes Indicted In NYC Shooting, Charged With Second Degree Murder#WeGotUs #SourceLovehttps://t.co/trWO4Eu0dH
— The Source Magazine (@TheSource) July 20, 2021
"During the first half of this year, there were 47 fatal or near-fatal hit-and-run crashes… the highest total in any six month period since at least 2015"
We must crack down on fatal hit-and-run incidents & hold reckless drivers accountable.https://t.co/oZw7cGRDz3— Eric Adams (@ericadamsfornyc) July 18, 2021
Man accused in murder of 7-year-old Jaslyn Adams arrested in Chicago https://t.co/iEx1yf0wlI
— FOX13 Memphis (@FOX13Memphis) July 21, 2021
Antonio Cole, 23, is charged with first-degree murder in the death of 30-year-old Roland Hill, Chicago police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office said. https://t.co/Bgf3DgBL1d
— FOX 32 News (@fox32news) July 21, 2021
17-year-old charged with murder in the death of 73-year-old carjacking victim Keith Cooper is the 27th person to be accused of killing, trying to kill, or shooting someone in Chicago this year while on bond for another felony.https://t.co/t0z6jRxbCv
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) July 18, 2021
Yikes. Talk about a hot mess…
No, sorry – that was racist.
Please forgive me. Please.
I understand that murder is just a part of the vibrant culture of the blacks.
Who am I to judge?
Despite cultural differences, there is no reason to believe that sometime very soon, blacks won’t start playing D&D. They don’t work, so they should have plenty of time to play between murdering old people and children.
They also have money for new campaigns with all the loot they steal and make from selling crack.
Really, it just made perfect business sense for Wizards of the Coast to attack their own customer base aggressively and try to market their products to blacks. You’d have to be a total buffoon not to understand this.
