Nigga Who You Got Producin Yall’s Morning Report?

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 25, 2020

Dolla bills y’all

The mainstream media is struggling hard. No one wants to read their bullshit. Even after they’ve almost completely silenced people like me and Alex Jones, and shut down virtually every alternative YouTuber, they still can’t make money.

One option might be to put ads in the actual headlines.

That’s right, friends.

The Hill’s Morning Report is now produced by Airbnb.

Because somebody’s gotta feed these failed novelists typing up these dumb newsbits.

Please also remember to pay us.

Now is a great time to pay us, because bitcoin is low. Plus, all my Americans are gonna be swimming in Trumpbux.

And Doom is only $60.