OBJECT #4: Reign of the Objects Enters New Phase of Terror

Previously: OBJECT #3! This Time Over Canada! It’s an Object Bonanza! Alien Agenda?!?

No one could have predicted a fourth object!

I’ve seen some objects in my day, but I never expected I’d see four in a row.

POLITICO:

The U.S. military shot down an unidentified object flying above Michigan on Sunday, making it the fourth airborne object downed by American forces in just over a week.

Defense officials on Sunday night declined to identify what the three objects shot down over the weekend might be, raising questions over the threat the objects could have represented to civilians across North America, what the purpose of the objects was, and why there has been a rash of detections and responses with fighter planes and guided missiles.

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE OBJECT, MAN???

Gen. Glen VanHerck, commander of the North American Aerospace Defense Command and U.S. Northern Command, said he was certain that the initial episode, the downing of a Chinese surveillance balloon off the U.S. East Coast on Feb. 4, “was clearly a balloon. These are objects. I’m not able to categorize how they stay aloft.The general also declined to rule out any possibility, including whether the objects were extraterrestrial in origin.

Yeah so we’re going in that direction, apparently.

If they’re saying they don’t understand the propulsion, if they’re saying they’re tic tac shaped, if they’re saying they’re appearing everywhere – they are going to say this is aliens.

After the general’s remarks, a Defense official who requested anonymity to speak about a developing situation said that there is “no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns.”

In terms of the Chinese balloon, said Melissa Dalton, assistant secretary of Defense for homeland defense and hemispheric affairs, “we had a basis and intelligence to know definitively that its point of origin was the People’s Republic of China.” No such certainty exists with the subsequent three objects.

It might seem strange that they would start with that weather balloon and then move into space aliens, but it kind of makes sense to get people going and then switch it up.

This is all psychological warfare.

After the initial episode, NORAD shifted its approach to monitoring the airspace over North America, Dalton added. That effort involves “more closely scrutinizing our airspace … including enhancing our radar, which may at least partly explain the increase in objects that we’ve detected over the past week,” she said.

This is a useful narrative: the aliens were already jetting around everywhere but the government just noticed them because of the balloon.

They were looking for more balloons and they started seeing aliens everywhere.

The latest object was first detected on Saturday at 4:45 p.m. over Canada. It entered U.S. airspace a short time later, eventually falling off the radar over Montana and reappearing over Wisconsin. By that time, U.S. F-16 and Canadian F-18 fighter planes were scrambled to intercept it. One F-16 knocked it down with a Sidewinder missile over Lake Huron, where it likely fell into Canadian waters, VanHerck said.

It’s not even clear if they’re saying the one over Montana is the same one that they shot down over the lake.

There is a lot of dumb conflicting information.

President Joe Biden gave the order to take out the object based on the recommendations of Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin and military leadership, according to a Defense Department statement.

Austin’s official statement according to sources was: “blast that little bitch ass skinny nigga bitch muthafuka.”

Austin believes the aliens to be similar to the creature in the film E.T., which frightened him as a child.

Although military officials did not assess it to be a threat to anything on the ground, the object’s path and altitude raised concerns, including that it could pose a risk to civil aviation, the officials said.

Two U.S. House members from Michigan, Republican Rep. Jack Bergman and Democratic Rep. Elissa Slotkin, confirmed earlier on Sunday that pilots from the Air Force and National Guard had taken out the object above Lake Huron.

This is obviously a hoax. I don’t know how many times I can keep saying that, but there are no aliens, just like there was no virus, no black oppression, no Ukraine democracy.

People are calling it out. People other than me.

General Flynn is on it.

Stew Crew knows the drill.

At least this time around we have a semi-free Twitter where we can call this bullshit out.

But as I said yesterday, people will believe anything. They believe in trannies, so they will believe in aliens. Trannies do not even make sense; at least aliens are theoretically possible.

People all over Twitter are showing different videos of supposed UFOs as well as claims the government is shooting down more of them than they are admitting.

It’s presumably the government spamming these videos. None of them are confirmed by anyone, but they’re everywhere.

People are saying they’re doing this to cover up the chemical explosion in Ohio which is going to kill a huge number of people, but this UFO hoax started before that. There is a news blackout on the Ohio disaster, but it just seems useful it coincided with this UFO thing.

I don’t know that we’re going straight into the alien hoax. That’s possible. But it’s also possible that they will say they still haven’t figured this out, and then go on to something else – something with China, or maybe some new Ukraine gibberish, another virus, or even BLM stuff – and then later come back to aliens.

This could also be a kind of trial to see what kind of appetite there is for an alien hoax.

Literally everything is some stupid hoax. That’s all we have now, because we live in a society totally divorced from truth.

I’m just really exhausted by all of this nonsense.

They’re really doing aliens.