I never thought I’d live to see the day we saw a female Secretary of Treasury.
We’re living through history here, folks.
She’s not just a woman – she’s Jewish.
That might not seem like a big deal since like, virtually every Treasury Secretary has been Jewish for decades on end.
But you have to think – being a woman and a Jew is like double oppression. Not only do you have a boss trying to rip you off on your paycheck, but you’ve also got neo-Nazis sneaking around in the bushes, planning to gas you.
And yet she overcame all odds, and became our first female Secretary of Treasury.
That is just so damn brave.
I’m crying right now, guys.
What’s more: she’s promised to print unlimited amounts of money for coronavirus relief.
Sometimes, dreams do come true.