Orc with Elvish Ears Arrested After Running a Red Light and Killing a White Cop

Darran Johnson.

It’s sad what happened to the East Elves. They were captured by the evil wizard Morgoth, corrupted and twisted beyond repair, and transformed into orcs.

If you study those orcs carefully, though, you’ll notice that a few of them still retain some of their old elvish features.

Miami Herald:

The driver hospitalized after last month’s crash that killed Broward Sheriff’s Office deputy Benjamin Nimtz was arrested Wednesday on 13 charges and citations Wednesday in relation to the crash.

The charges accuse Boynton Beach resident Darran Johnson, 32, of running a red light and speeding while not being sober and not having a valid driver’s license at the time of the July 21 crash at Military Trail and Southwest 10th Street in Deerfield Beach.

Johnson was charged with one count of vehicular homicide; DUI cause death and fail to give info; DUI cause death to any human; three counts of DUI with damage to another’s property or person; three counts of reckless driving with damage to person or property; one count of driving with a suspended license, second offense; misdemeanor possession of marijuana; and tickets for running a red light and speeding.

His bond, according to online jail records, is $50,000.

Nimtz, 30, left behind a wife and two children, who were waiting for him to finish his last three BSO shifts and join them in Indiana for the next phase of their lives.

Benjamin Nimtz.