Reports Say Meghan Markle’s Elephant Movie Sucks

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 31, 2020

Power Couple: Resigned royals Prince Harry and his handsome wife Meghan Markle are taking the entertainment industry by storm.

A few years ago, Prince Harry for some reason married a beautiful and ripe old nigger. Then she couldn’t stand the racism of the British, so she demanded that Harry quit the royal family. Now, they’re taking the entertainment industry by storm as they seek to suck hundreds of millions of dollars out of an unsuspecting and racist population.

Meghan’s first performance is in a Disney African elephant movie.

Critics are saying it sucks, but I don’t buy it. Niggers are really talented and they’re really passionate about their home country of Africa.

Fox News:

Meghan Markle’s first post-royal gig as the narrator of Disney’s upcoming documentary titled “Elephant” has been dubbed cheesy and “shallow” by critics ahead of its streaming debut.

Set to be released on Disney+ on April 3, a majority of film critics based in the United Kingdom rated “Elephant” three out of five stars, calling out the Duchess of Sussex’s voice acting as overdramatized.

The documentary follows the journey of African elephants on an eight-month trek across the Kalahari Desert.

For The Times of London’s Ed Potton, the former “Suits” star traded “pomp and circumstance for schmaltz and cheesiness.”

“The silken tones that Meghan employed on the legal series ‘Suits’ and which were often muzzled during her time as a full-time royal are now given free rein,” Potton wrote on Tuesday.

“And yes, she certainly has an actor’s way with a phrase and a likeable sense of mischief. “Oh! Who did that?” she coos in mock disgust when one of the elephant calves breaks wind. The sense of performance, though, often feels overegged. Even the underwhelming moment in which the elephants rip some bark off a tree is presented like the announcement of the winner for best picture.”

Over acting, huh?

I’ve never heard of niggers doing that.

I think these critics are probably racists and should have their websites shut down. We’ve moved past saying that niggers are not good actors. The philosophy of our society is “niggers are good at everything,” and anyone who disagrees with that needs to get in their time machine and go back to the times of slavery.

The good news is that Harry’s collaboration with Jon Bon Jovi has already hit it big time.

This is the most popular single since “Havana Na Na Na,” and has already gone quadruple platinum.

Their lifestyle costs tens of millions a year, the media has told me, so it’s a good thing that Harry and “The Bon” are making it rain by pumping out the hits. That is something that nasty racist entertainment critics can’t ever take away.