Pussy-Sniffer Falls to His Death While Trying to Get Laid

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

New York Post:

The New Jersey college student who died on spring break last week tragically plunged to his death from the third floor of a Puerto Vallarta, Mexico hotel while trying to help a girl retrieve an ID or phone she dropped from her balcony, The Post has learned.

Henry Meacock, 19, perished at the Melia Hotel on March 15 while trying to jump from one balcony to another, the Jalisco state attorney general and medical examiner told The Post.

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Multiple social media postings from residents of Meacock’s teen’s leafy hometown of Westfield claimed he had been trying to retrieve an ID for another hotel guest who dropped it when he crashed through a plexiglass platform.

“At the hotel, a girl a room above his dropped her ID and it landed on plexiglass between the balconies,” one wrote on Facebook.

“He tried to get it for her, stepped on the plexiglass and it gave way and he fell.”

Others said Meacock was trying to retrieve a phone, not an ID.

The affable finance major was hailed in an online obit as “a gentleman to his very core” and “the most genuine soul.”

That’s the best a pussy-sniffer can ever hope for: being called a gentleman in his obituary.

BREAKING:

Pussy-sniffer falls to his death while trying to catch a whiff. pic.twitter.com/AKiqdb3YO6

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) March 25, 2023

And before any single one of you pussy-sniffers says he wasn’t doing this to get laid – he wouldn’t have climbed out on plexiglass if a man had dropped his phone.

You all know that.

Women are the universal bosses of everything and men will literally die meaningless deaths in order to try to get a whiff of that pussy.

This is a total failure of fathering. Why would this man’s father not tell him that every single time you do something to get laid, it results in tragedy?

I hope the hotel sues the family and they have to pay for the broken glass and corpse cleanup.

I will tell you one thing: my son is never going to do anything to help a woman. He will know the risks, and if he becomes totally overcome with hormones, he will know where the hookers are.

Do you know whose fault this is not?

Snoop Doggy Dog.