Russia Suggests Renaming the Ukraine “Jewish Cocksucker Infinity Spectrum Zone”

No, I’m just joking.

The Russian joke about Zelensky saying he’s going to rename Russia was much more boomercore than something about Jews giving blowjobs to infants.

RT:

Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has proposed renaming Ukraine after notorious Nazi collaborator Stepan Bandera. His suggestion came after Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky told his government to consider a proposal to change Russia’s name. 

On Friday, Zelensky instructed authorities to “thoroughly study” the proposal to officially rename Russia to ‘Moscovia.’ He was reacting to an online petition, which argued that the name ‘Russia’ provided grounds for “further encroachment” on the history of Kievan Rus, a medieval state from which both Russia and Ukraine trace their origin. Many Ukrainian nationalists claim that their homeland is the only true heir of Rus.

The name ‘Moscovia’ dates to the Grand Duchy of Moscow and was historically used by some authors to describe the Russian state.

On Saturday, Medvedev, who served as Russian president between 2008 and 2012, and currently serves as deputy chairman of the Security Council, fired back in a post on his Telegram channel. “Our response?… Only the Schweinisch Bandera-Reich,” he wrote. The word “schweinisch” means “piggish” in German.

I like that he called them pigs, but he could have skipped the whole Nazi thing and just called it “Hoholistan,” which is a popular meme on Russian Telegram.

Anyway, boomers gonna boom. I’m not so defensive of Hitler that hearing boomers talk about Nazis bothers me much. Especially when it comes to Russia, because the reality is, Hitler actually did attack Russia. Obviously, history is complicated, but Hitler never attacked America. When Americans talk about Nazis, they are explicitly defending the Jews, whereas Russia really did fight a war against the Nazis to defend Russia.

With the Ukrainian line now fully collapsed, however, Russians are free to be a lot more aggressive with their jokes. The Jews that run Kiev actually like Bandera, because he wasn’t actually a Nazi collaborator in any meaningful sense, but was a very serious Jew collaborator. So they don’t consider this an insult, actually.

Overall, Medvedev has proven himself to be a very serious person, and I guess he doesn’t want to get real nasty, because Russia has really played up this “adults in the room” thing in contrast to the absurd, childlike behavior of the Jews.