Category: Featured Stories
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Pope Francis Says “There is an Air of Faggotness in the Vatican”
Francis likes it that way.
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Hezbollah Vows Revenge After Israel Murders Senior Commander
The best solution for the fact that Israel has no exit strategy in Gaza is to start this second war.
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Jews Say NYC Now Like 1930s Nazi Germany
Thanks to cameras and the internet, the Jews can’t play victim anymore.
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Elon Musk Drops Lawsuit Against OpenAI Over Alleged Abandonment of Original Mission
He was literally suing a company because he didn’t agree with their business decisions. He dropped the suit before the court could mock him over it. Stop smoking weed, Elon. Lose weight. Find Jesus.
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Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to decide who owns a gun? Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to tell anyone what they can and cannot do?
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Blinken Going Around Saying Bibi Invented This Ceasefire Proposal While Bibi Says He Would Never Accept It is a Bizarre Scene
I just keep watching that Blinken interview over and over and wondering if he might actually be on acid.
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I Just Wanted to See Mario…
“How about you start sucking cock?”
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Watch: Reasonable Colored Gentleman Tells Irate Jews “I Wish Hitler was Still Here”
The rehabilitation of the good name of Adolf Hitler is a matter of historical necessity.
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California: Minimum Wage Hike Causes Almost 10K Jobs Loss, Price Increases, Restaurant Closures
“Minimum wage” is Willy Wonka type shit.
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Wisconsin: Two Female Teachers Try to Organize Orgy with School Boys
Ugh. Teachers only care about one thing.
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Infertile Korea Fires “Warning Shots” After Best Korea’s Soldiers Accused of Crossing Border
South Koreans should be much more worried about the fact they’re going extinct because their women refuse to breed.
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Hunter Biden Convicted on Trumped-Up Gun Charges
I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024. This stupid fake conviction doesn’t change that one bit.
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Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
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California Judge Won’t Dismiss “False Advertising” Claims Against Tesla Over “Autopilot” Death Trap
They don’t technically even claim it works.
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Protesters Chant “Long Live Intifada” Outside NYC October 7th Rape Temple
Who builds a rape temple?