Category: Featured Stories
-

Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
-

Afghanistan: Talichads Cracking Down on Shameless Sluts for Not Wearing Their Hijabs Properly
Sluts better learn their places.
-

Las Vegas Brute Says He Tried to Kill Judge in Courtroom Because He was Having a Bad Day
Black people are known to have bad days.
-

McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald’s associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
-

Israel Withdrawing Some Troops from Gaza, US Reportedly Claims Credit
It’s actually because they are losing very badly and need an exit strategy.
-

Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
-

Nasrallah Says He Didn’t Even Know What “Seychelles” Was, Had to Google It
The US is stressing itself to the limit, while being hated by more or less the entire world.
-

Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That’s who we are.
-

Jews Say They Want to Resettle Gazans in Africa!
Why don’t you Jews go to Africa?
-

Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
-

Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
-

Jews Accusing Ben Affleck’s Daughter of Antisemitism for Wearing Watermelon Shirt
Watermelons are Nazi fruits.
-

Kirby Says Russia Will Use North Korean Missiles to Kill Innocent Civilians in the Ukraine
Meanwhile, the Jews are literally killing children in front of the entire planet.
-

Countries Trying to Remove Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals from Drinking Water
They could start by banning plastic cups and bottles.
-

NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don’t even know how to operate trains.