Category: US
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Owner of Looted Compton Bakery Says Nobody Gets Punished for Anything
First world country.
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School Shootings Don’t Matter
We don’t have to do anything.
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Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
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Violent Talking Gorilla Undergoes Secret Surgery, Gets Caught
No rules.
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American Intelligence Calls Claim ISIS is Behind Terrorist Attack in Iran “Indisputable”
It’s settled science.
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ICE Only Deported Less Than 5% of Migrants Caught in 2023
The Great Replacement is a conspiracy theory.
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McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald’s associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
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Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
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Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That’s who we are.
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American 13-Year-Old Becomes First Human to Ever Beat Tetris
I advise young kids to get into Tetris.
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Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
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Kirby Says Russia Will Use North Korean Missiles to Kill Innocent Civilians in the Ukraine
Meanwhile, the Jews are literally killing children in front of the entire planet.
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NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don’t even know how to operate trains.
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Oregon: Up to 10 Patients Die After Nurse Replaces Fentanyl IVs with Non-Sterile Tap Water
Tap water is safe and effective.
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Ohio: Republicans Trying to Override Governor’s Veto of Tranny Kids Law
Republicans can support trannies too, apparently.